[ Surprise! Dimitri is here. Probably to coincidentally listen in on all this plot talk, but also because he has a very serious proposition for the rest of the dorm. ]

I need to fulfill my task for the week. So I plan to get retribution for spring dorm by attacking fall dorm. [ pranking. getting revenge is kind of a nice thing to do for someone, right? ] If summer dorm stands in my way, I will [ prank ] destroy them as well.

[ This is a public service announcement, he's not actually expecting help... just doesn't want people causing problems for him. ]