If we go with Denji's coupon, which I still think is worth a shot, she'll be blinded regardless of which option we go with.

... I'm also just going to say that I don't like the idea of poison. [rita's not a COWARD.] ... Dropping evidence from all four dorms could be a good way to confuse people, waste time.

I don't know how I feel about getting Beauregard directly involved. Feels like asking her to fight our battles for us.