[Sitting on a couch is a pink-haired teenage girl with cat ears and mini angel wings. Ichinose and Yamato will know this is unusual—even hybrids only inherit one type of nonhuman traits. In short, she looks kind of like some teenager's Devi*ntart OC design.]

Oh... hello. I've come for advice on how to deal with my... [tiredly] parents.

[She sighs, before gesturing to her ears and flapping her wings.]

Um, to start things off... the thing is—my mom is an anime figure come to life.