Well, my dad is a geek who was... really into the anime, and the heroine in particular. He pretty much prayed and spoke to the figure every day and night, and I guess his devotion was so strong that it turned the figure into an actual girl?
And then they got married and had me.
[She groans.]
Do you know what it's like, having an anime character for a mom!? The cute clumsy heroine type!? She trips over nothing, she styled my hair while I was asleep but then she cried when I didn't like it so I feel guilty if I don't keep it, she wakes me up by banging pots and pans, and she burns food every day! And my dad just smiles and praises her because he thinks it's cute!! Agggh!!!
[... Anyway.]
Watching them just drives me insane, and I'm at my limits. I want to move out, but... [She pauses.] I'm worried that if I'm not around, my mom will trip and break her neck, or accidentally burn the entire apartment down, or...
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Well, my dad is a geek who was... really into the anime, and the heroine in particular. He pretty much prayed and spoke to the figure every day and night, and I guess his devotion was so strong that it turned the figure into an actual girl?
And then they got married and had me.
[She groans.]
Do you know what it's like, having an anime character for a mom!? The cute clumsy heroine type!? She trips over nothing, she styled my hair while I was asleep but then she cried when I didn't like it so I feel guilty if I don't keep it, she wakes me up by banging pots and pans, and she burns food every day! And my dad just smiles and praises her because he thinks it's cute!! Agggh!!!
[... Anyway.]
Watching them just drives me insane, and I'm at my limits. I want to move out, but... [She pauses.] I'm worried that if I'm not around, my mom will trip and break her neck, or accidentally burn the entire apartment down, or...