[ AUDIENCE: CATRA ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[dormheads]

i see.
well
it's not like illegal aliens is it? this isn't prejudiced?

my door is wonderful and good

[supercatty]

[uh. what??]

no?? they're space aliens.

where is your door, i want to test it

[dormheads]

hm
and you were with these horde space aliens and also kyle who is also possibly a space alien?

why would i tell you this when i know this is what you want to do

[supercatty]

kyle isn't a space alien. he's just a kyle.

and i was with them, but not anymore.

[no elaboration because talking about the Horde will bring out FEELINGS and that'll be hard]

and you'd tell me because you are very confident even i couldn't break it.

oh thank god for that edit

[dormheads]

well
good for kyle then!
and good that you're not with them? possibly

anyway
i'm not going to tell you because then youre all going to keep knocking

MY AC WAS LIKE SLAVE ALIEN???

[supercatty]

. . . yeah. it is good. the horde is pretty bad.

[and now that she has some perspective she has to wonder why, exactly, she stayed with them for so long]

aaaw. you don't trust us??

[dormheads]

well i hope that where you went after is a much better place
and that youre happier

and also no
you're all probably going to fill condoms with shaving cream and toss it around

[supercatty]

[. . .]

it's better. i don't know. i just got there. i still kind of feel like i don't belong.

[but she wants to!! she wants to belong!! so very, very badly]

what are condoms and what is shaving cream????

[dormheads]

well i think belonging somewhere is less about the place and more about the people
if the ones around u love you and care about you and u feel the same about them then thats what matters?
even if the rest of it doesnt really seem like it quite fits just yet

oh well.
first shaving cream is something that makes it easier to shave hair off

[supercatty]

[. . .]

[Sally can't see it, but. . . Catra is smiling a little bit]

for once i don't think someone saying that is entirely stupid, so. good job

and why would people want to shave their hair?

[asks the furry]

[dormheads]

oh
good then. i'm glad

well its common for ladies to shave their legs
and also ppl who grow beards might have HORRIBLE HORRIBLE beards and need to shave them off

[supercatty]

[no more comments on that first topic because it's TOO MANY FEELINGS so. no more!! none more!!]

i can't imagine shaving my legs, i'd just look really stupid. and the only people i knew with beards would probably look really stupid without them??

[this is what happens when your world is full of furries]

[dormheads]

[sally allows it.]

oh well trust me
some ppl just grow like really ugly ones?
its like..... a chipmunk on their face and its just ghastly

[supercatty]

sure. if that's what you say.

wait-- hold on, that's not important. i DID want to talk to you about some important things!

[SHE GOT DISTRACTED]

[dormheads]

i know
i haven't yet told you what a condom is

but besides that, what did you need to discuss?

[supercatty]

if it's anything like shaving i super don't care anymore.

anyway, i wanted to ask about your dorm war strategy. do you plan on recruiting more people to your side?

[dormheads]

no it's different from shaving!
well some people may want to sexually involve shaving which is a little strange but ppl are just like that

anyway, my strategy
id like to! but it would require ppl coming to talk to me i think
no one would want to join a dorm if they know nothing about whos running it
unless they want to follow their friend to it

1/2

[supercatty]

[SORRY GIVE HER A MOMENT TO RESPOND TO THE FIRST PART--]

WHAT

[supercatty]

[okay she has officially lost all interest in condoms, time to MOVE ON]

adora's in another dorm. winter. viola's already trying to lure me into swapping

[oh no why is she telling sally this!!]

[dormheads]

oh well that's not a surprise
she's really the strategic type i think which isn't bad

of course i would prefer if the two of you were in my dorm
it would be better if you weren't separate

[supercatty]

[. . . it would be, wouldn't it. . . but if Adora swapped instead of her--]

[. . .]

viola said there weren't any punishments for swapping. is that true?

[dormheads]

there isn't!
you just have to put in a request to switch by the end of the week, and it gets processed by monday
although if u guys dont want to switch right away and want to ride it out for a week or 2 first just to see which might be a better fit
u can do that too
theres no rush yet when it just started

[supercatty]

[unexpected niceness from Sally???]

yeah. that's kind of what we're doing.

[. . .]

but i want to be on her side. i don't want to fight her anymore.

[dormheads]

at the very least, there shouldn't be any actual fighting
i heard some ppl are trying to set up some sort of baseball game?
but it shouldnt be any more serious as that

but i do get wanting the people you care about being closer to you

[supercatty]

[ESPECIALLY AFTER SPENDING LIKE THE PAST TWO YEARS OR SO TRYING TO KILL THEM--]

so do you guys offer incentives to keep people on your teams? or bribes to encourage people to swap?

because i'm very bribe-able.