[ AUDIENCE: CATRA ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[departea]

[ i hate that this is the intro because sally is pronouncing it wrong i am so sorry catra ]

You know, when you act like you don't really care but secretly you do! Tsundoor. Deer.

[supercatty]

I'm not a deer? I'm a cat?

[OH NO THIS IS HORRIBLE]

[departea]

... tsuncat?

[ ???? ]

[supercatty]

[????]

Those syllables and letters don't make sense when said in that order, Sally.

[departea]

I think the 'tsun' is the, you know, grouchy part.

I have no idea why.

[supercatty]

It sounds kind of like "sun?" Are suns grouchy?

[oh dear]

[departea]

Hm... I believe so.

[ she lowers her voice a little. ]

Sunburn.

[supercatty]

Not usually a problem for someone like me.

Fur, and all that.

[departea]

The point still stands, Catra.

Skin cancer is very serious.

[supercatty]

[FRANCY YOU ARE MAKING ME WONDER IF CATRA KNOWS WHAT CANCER IS???]

So "tsun deer" is like "sun cat" because the sun is warm, but it also. . . gives you cancer?

[departea]

Yes, that sounds about right.

[ DOES IT??? ]

And then the deer part is because they're sweet.

[supercatty]

[. . .]

Sounds dumb.

[departea]

It's a very popular phrase these days. I'm sure those kids like... Ichiro? Uses it.

[supercatty]

I can't keep up with all of these terms that people keep throwing around. It's too my for my little brain to handle.

[SHE IS BEING WRY]

[departea]

[ she snorts. ]

You're too beautiful to be smart then?

[supercatty]

. . . do people really think that's a compliment?

[departea]

Pretty bleak, isn't it?

[ she just nods. ]

[supercatty]

Yeah, just a little. Though I think I know some people to whom it could apply.

[NOOOO CATRA DON'T BE MEAN]

[departea]

Oh...

Who are you bullying?

[supercatty]

No one.

[. . . in the school, anyway]

Why would you think I'm a bully, Sally? I'm so hurt.

[departea]

Oh, you're definitely a bully. I'm sure you'd copy people's homework.

... do you?

[supercatty]

I don't do the homework at all.

[the one week she did she totally copied other people's, yeh]

[departea]

[



pats her head. bless her heart. ]

[supercatty]

[just. flicks her ears a little bit and leans into head pats because IT IS TOUCH WEEK]