[ AUDIENCE: CAIMAN ]

[dormheads]

Comments

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

Lunch sounds good, but I'll have to pass. I'm busier than I thought this week.

I use to play on the varsity team. Why?

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Lame I'm introducing everyone to gyoza because people here haven't lived life. I want to put a baseball team together

[dormheads]

Gyoza is good. I'm disappointed I'm missing out.

There's enough people here for it. Are you playing, too?

[headsplitter]

I'm there every lunch show up some time and yeah I'm real good at baseball the team I play on wins every year

[dormheads]

I might take you up on that.

Ha. You just haven't played against this school's team yet. What position do you play?

[headsplitter]

Pitcher and catcher and this place already has a team? Where are they

[dormheads]

There's a few depending on the age group. But there's a high school team. I played for a year.

[headsplitter]

You wanna play with me or against me either way this is gonna be awesome

[dormheads]

Doesn't matter to me. I was catcher, though.

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Be on my team then we're gonna win

[dormheads]

I'll have time next week. If you have a team.

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Sounds like a challenge okay I'll be back

[dormheads]

Hey. Don't forget to do your school work, too. The task and your extra credit.

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I got it I even went to art class and drew stuff this school stuff isn't so bad

[dormheads]

Ha. Okay, good. Come back when you've got a team then.

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Does our dorm get points or something if we win a baseball match

[dormheads]

Guess we'll have to find out, won't we? Which dorm do you want to challenge to a game?

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We can one v one them all but can start with spring their dorm makes my nose itch

[dormheads]

Okay. We'll see if it's possible. You've gotta get a team first, though. That's seven people not including us.

[headsplitter]

Okay I'll ask around see you soon

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

RE:
How do I get a bigger desk

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We'll put in a maintenance request for you.

[despite the time at which caiman sent the message, chad responds within the hour]

[headsplitter]

[ He is most grateful even if the vibe is dampened over text. ]

Hell yeah when will I get it

[dormheads]

It's not up to us, but assuming maintenance won't be lazy, I'd estimate within a few days.

[In fact, come Tuesday there will be one Caiman-sized desk in every classroom. Hurrah!]

[headsplitter]

[ HE WILL REJOICE THAT HIS BIG LIZARD BADONK CAN BE SEATED COMFORTABLY. ]

Oh also one more question why am I in kindergarten

[dormheads]

Probably what you put on the application that I assume you don't remember, since none of you seem to. It's not our doing.