[ AUDIENCE: CAIMAN ]

[dormheads]

Comments

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

Lunch sounds good, but I'll have to pass. I'm busier than I thought this week.

I use to play on the varsity team. Why?

[headsplitter]

Lame I'm introducing everyone to gyoza because people here haven't lived life. I want to put a baseball team together

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

RE:
How do I get a bigger desk

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We'll put in a maintenance request for you.

[despite the time at which caiman sent the message, chad responds within the hour]

[headsplitter]

[ He is most grateful even if the vibe is dampened over text. ]

Hell yeah when will I get it

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

oh no
sure we can get you one
sorry the school should have done this already! i apologise for the issue

[headsplitter]

Chad asked maintenance thanks by the way did you hear about baseball

week 0, monday

[dormheads]

Good day, Caiman!
A maintenance request can be put in for you if the other Dorm Heads haven't beat me to it!
I apologize for the oversight - I hope your first day hasn't been too troubling since.

[headsplitter]

Chat beat you to it what's this thingy its head looks like a gyoza

week 0, monday....

[dormheads]

Did you get your desk yet?

[headsplitter]

[ HE GETS IT ON TUESDAY RIGHT? ]

Not yet Chad said it would maybe be a few days do you think teacher damn man will let me sit on the ground I don't want to get stuck again

week 0, sunday

[dormheads]

Sick.

[headsplitter]

That's what they said like a fever or something you live on the third floor right

week 1, monday

[dormheads]

Bad news, or good news?

[headsplitter]

Good news I have enough people

week 1, tuesday

[dormheads]

I'm afraid I can't share a meal with you this week, Caiman -
But I'm happy to send some gyoza your way until then!

As for Vouchers, I believe you can buy any number of things.
What do you have in mind? Specifics might be easier to work with.

[headsplitter]

Oh no Luke said everyone got sick are you still sick [ When will he realize they all got mascot'd. ] Something that can help me get my head back would be nice or something to help me remember

week 1, monday

[darksubverted]

Sure. Go ahead.

[headsplitter]

You said the administration gives out extra credit right well I got a shit one that says frame someone for murder me and Caleb want to know if you have the power to change that

week 2, tuesday

[inaccordant]

RE:
Hey question if you could have anything in the world what would it be

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Well, it's good that you're still full of energy.
Why do you ask?

[headsplitter]

I'm already tired of being bummed out it's better to be full of energy right and I'm curious because we get a wish granted or something if we graduate right so you guys too

week 3, monday

[darksubverted]

Still got the urge? I'm surprised.

[headsplitter]

[ Oh sorry I wasn't clear / maybe I'm a nerd and put it in the wrong spot but Luke is also included in this text blast. But I will gladly talk to him privately anyway!!

And listen I don't understand wtf that meme was either. I also stared at it for a good while. ]

Shit's been too depressing lately I think we need the mood change you're down right

week 5, mon

[darksubverted]

[He does speak first! It's to say:]

Hello?

[...]

...Aikawa?

[headsplitter]

[ Oh. There's still an elongated silence there, almost to the point where it'd make you think there's not going to be an answer at all. But he does answer. ]

Yep. Guessing Bradley ran his mouth. He was very insistent I give you guys a call.

week 6, weds

[darksubverted]

Aikawa...?

[i yet again almosted typed aizawa i hate it out here]

[headsplitter]

[ If there's a gy revival please just delete me permanently and bring back Aizawa instead. ]

Yeah. No funny business here. Can I assume I'm speaking to Riku too, and not some other guy?

week 6, wednesday

[azuta]

... oh yes? Stuff?

[she's not sure if she knows]

[headsplitter]

Yeah, uh. Wait, who am I speaking to, just to check in? You know, in case of wrong number.