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[dormheads]

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week 0, monday

[dormheads]

huh
why would you steal all of the cushions?

[divineimpulse]

I thought it would be a good prank.

I'm sorry.

[dormheads]

but why are u doing pranks?
you didn't seem like the type at all

[divineimpulse]

A light hazing initiation for the new dormitory head.

[dormheads]

oh well thats just rude
i see that no one really takes me seriously here which i figured was going to happen

[divineimpulse]

[this isn't quite what she expected.]

You're worried people won't take you seriously?

[dormheads]

well if youre hazing me then you obviously don't right?
i guess i'll have to go and see what i'm doing wrong then
its probably the personality

[divineimpulse]

[hmmm]

Some people have a tendency to spurn authority figures based simply on their position, rather than a personal issue.

[dormheads]

honestly youre just doing the equivalent of being mean to the cashier of a store youre at
but people just dont have any respect for workers

in any case
i know it wasn't u
catra also messaged me just now

[divineimpulse]

Catra is trying to cover for me.

[dormheads]

why would catra cover for you

[divineimpulse]

She's a very sweet girl, even if she has a hard time showing it.

[dormheads]

yes
sweet enough to take my pillows and then you decide to take the fall for it and she runs to me to reveal her crime so you wouldnt get in trouble

[divineimpulse]

I hope you won't hold her act of heroism against her, and properly give the punishment to me.

[dormheads]

it's fine
i'm taking care of the situation with her so theres no need for u to get involved

[divineimpulse]

I involved myself by stealing the cushions.

[dormheads]

seriously, you can stop it
i already am handling it with catra.
i'm not throwing her out a window or anything please stop worrying about it

[divineimpulse]

I suspect she would land on her feet.

[dormheads]

oh like a gymnast?

but it's fine
she's only holding the pillows hostage until she can meet me in person.
once that happens they should be returned unless she's lying
and in which case, if she is lying and you did steal them, that means u can return them right now? correct?

[divineimpulse]

Like a cat.

Correct.

[dormheads]

then i expect you to return them right away. as soon as this conversation is done.

[divineimpulse]

What if I said I gave them to Catra for safe-keeping?

[dormheads]

byleth
why are you doing this?
is this funny? do you like to make fun of me that much?
i really had higher expectations for you since you seemed so nice the first time we spoke but it feels like you only see me as a joke
i understand why catra would take them, because she already told me she'd do something to the pillows before she even took them unless i met her in person.
so when the pillows disappeared, i knew it was her keeping that promise.
she isn't in trouble. i trust that she will bring them no harm because i know that she isnt actually a bad person
and i understood why you would want to take the fall for her at first
but now that i've already said she won't be punished and that i'm dealing with it with her and you're still going on like this
i can only assume your reasons arent actually kind and you're just mocking me

[divineimpulse]

[oh]

I'm sorry, Sally.

I thought you might laugh, once you realized I wasn't telling the truth.

I didn't mean to make you feel like a joke. My full apologies.

[dormheads]

oh no, sorry i should apologize
i shouldn't have blown up like that. it was inappropriate

the pillows are under her bunk
so if u need anything you can probably sneak one or two from under there and she probably wouldn't notice the difference
i won't take any though to keep up my end of the deal.