[ AUDIENCE: BYLETH EISNER ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[divineimpulse]

[...]

I'm not a teacher at the moment.

[but her expression says something along the lines of "but if I were..."]

[departea]

Hm!

What would you do as a non-teacher though?

[divineimpulse]

Not participate.

[departea]

Well, I think it would be fine, as long as no one touches the dormitory.

[ (sally voice) you can play pranks but if you touch summer dorm you die ]

[divineimpulse]

...And getting involved at all means getting the dormitory involved.

[departea]

Well, I think everyone else is keeping us out of it, at least.

[divineimpulse]

[she nods...]

Before you were a dormitory head, did you do pranks yourself?

[departea]

Oh, definitely not. It's so messy.

[ and then she adds more solemnly, ]

If anyone touched my things it would no longer be just a prank war...

[divineimpulse]

[uh oh]

Sally, are you competitive?

[departea]

I'm not sure if I'd say I'm competitive? I'm just...

[ hm ]

Protective.

[divineimpulse]

Like a lioness.

[departea]

[ oh, she laughs. ]

That may be apt, yes.

[divineimpulse]

Then we're your...

[dramatic pause of emotionless expression]

Pride and joy.

[boom.]

[departea]

[ the absolute worst thing in the world is that




she cracks up laughing ]

[divineimpulse]

[byleth beams, in a sort of muted way, but she's clearly pleased with the reaction.]