dormheads | [ AUDIENCE: DIMITRI ALEXANDRE BLAIDYDHDFH ]

It's your choice to be outside at 3am. If you don't want to stay in a dorm, at least stay inside a building.

It is not my choice to be here at all.

None of your buildings are secure [ they are filled with UNFAMILIARS ]

And outside where you're apparently intruding on the local wildlife's territory is?

No but they are more predictable. This I am used to.

If you've been outside this entire time, what have you been eating and drinking?

It has only been a few days. A smoked goose can easily sustain someone for this long.

[ obviously, chad ]

You've been eating the geese? No wonder they hate you.
The cafeteria food isn't poisoned; other people have been eating from it, if you don't trust my word. Eat something better than a smoked goose.

Even you lot do not seem to know what affected our food on Friday

[ they may have just been cute icebreaker cookies but no he will treat them as cursed ]

You are at best powerless and worst liars

By that logic, you can't be certain that eating a random wild animal won't have strange effects either.

At least I can prepare it myself

What is it to you anyway?

We don't need someone acting like they're in a wilderness survival situation when there are resources already available. Do you plan on just killing all the geese here for your own sake?

I plan to survive on my own however I need to

[ alone. with his geese, i guess. ]

All right. What have you been drinking? I wouldn't recommend any body of water that a group of not necessarily hygienic students have access to.

[do not drink the river water, please.]

[ all bodies of water large enough have had corpses and pee in it at some point if you think about it

but no he's not going to drink out of a college river. this one takes him a moment to respond to. ]

Are you concerned?

[nu, why.]

Does it matter either way to you?

[ just saying ]

Only in that I would tell you not to bother

[ also he doesn't want to put byleth as giving him water ]

Regardless, that's not up to you.

[ TCH ]

May the squirrels visit you upon your home

I don't think you want me having to move outside and intruding on your space.

I do not

But you had best show yourself eventually

We're not busy to spite you.
Our schedules should be more cleared up once the week is over.

Where is it you claim to be

Mostly in class or in meetings. That is, indoors.

[ he's going to strangle the snark out of you chad ]

Locked doors will not keep you safe forever [ honk ]

Do you usually threaten people you're also requesting to meet?

[also for the record, some time after this conversation, chad will apparently take a page out of sally's book and leave a sealed water bottle and a couch pillow somewhere dimitri can find them, along with a note with his name.]

Edited 2021-06-10 04:23 (UTC)

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