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[dormheads]

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[headmt]

It's complicated. Or not that complicated. I suppose it's a thing?

I'd like to think I have more facilities than an actual toddler.

[dormheads]

oh i would hope so
it would make many things rather awkward

but anyway, theyre very strict
there was this whole scandal of middle school students standing on each others shoulders and getting drinks that way
parents were furious! the lawsuits!!
but theyre extra anal about it now

[headmt]

[every one of sally's anecdotes is wilder than the last]

I don't have parents to complain, so maybe the rules could be a bit loosened for me?

[dormheads]

possibly not
they're taking no chances
but u seem like a smart guy! im sure your managing

[headmt]

Sure, sure, managing, but you have no idea how many little favors I'm starting to owe now.

[dormheads]

well
in that case
maybe you should throw a small party and call it even!

[headmt]

Aren't any good parties banned? Drugs and alcohol are forbidden in every dorm except Winter. Only Beauregard is allowed to do drugs.

[dormheads]

you can definitely have a good time without drugs u know
in fact
a better time
possibly the best time?