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[dormheads]

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[headmt]

Well we've never seen your face before. It was an exciting event. Suppose it'd be doing a poor job of Dorm Head to not answer any messages.

Speaking of Dorms

[he attaches that fucking picture of himself and the orange giant eagle standing on the roof of spring dorm doing a cool pose in front of claude's underwear waving like a flag]

[inaccordant]

What are you doing.

[headmt]

Stuff.

[inaccordant]

All right, I don't want to know.

[headmt]

If you say so.

Anyway, moving onto other things, you know anything about this ... note we found this morning? Goose eggs and the moon or somesuch? That mean anything to you?

[inaccordant]

No, but I've long since given up on trying to understand any of you.

[headmt]

So the note came from one of us? Just a prank or something then?

[inaccordant]

If it was in your lockers, I assume it was one of you. You'd have to ask their reasoning.

[headmt]

No one seems to be admitting it. Think we're all a little confused by it.

[inaccordant]

I have no explanation to offer. As far as I know, the moons here are normal?

[headmt]

So nothing about the goose egg moon, nothing about the ... script? Thing? Thoughts? Opinions? Feelings?

[inaccordant]

The script is bizarre, and I assume it has to mean something given that it required vouchers, but I'm also not about to form immediate conclusions.

[headmt]

You've got to have opinions about something.

[inaccordant]

Last I checked, "it's bizarre" counts as an opinion.

[headmt]

It just seems a mild one when the implication is that you're a character in a story being puppetted by forces unknown, that's all.

[inaccordant]

I'll decide for myself what to believe, rather than immediately assuming a stack of papers is the gospel truth.
If it's true, there's no point in panicking right now. Better to focus on what's known rather than the unknown.