Carnival barker! You all have such interesting occupations... You'll have to tell me all about it.
It shouldn't be - we can take a walk outside and I'll bring some warm cider just in case? If you don't mind being a guinea pig for a recipe I'm crafting...
Wow! Maybe only drink things that you reasonably know what they are so you don't get sick. But I'll meet you in the garden - if you don't bring a scarf, I'll loan you another.
[though eventually she'll be there waiting, holding onto two nice warm mugs of hot cider]
[Well if he had all his blood powers, he could literally just suck the poison right out of himself. But not anymore. RIP 2018 Bloodhunter, Long Live 2020 Bloodhunter.
He shows up! He is not wear a scarf again, titties out. He's going to catch a cold!!! He doesn't seem that bothered. His evil version was wandering around the fuckin' Fantasy Arctic with his titties behind a flap too. For some reason they always need to be accessible.]
Oh, kind of you. Should I be expecting something strange?
but she shakes her head at that, holding the mug out to him]
Hopefully not! I've tasted it myself but I want to see what other people think. It's heated apple cider with a dash of cinnamon and a splash of rum. I can't have too much or I'll start tripping over my feet very fast, but I thought it might be nice to share for a walk?
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What do you think? Too cold for you outside?
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You'll have to tell me all about it.
It shouldn't be - we can take a walk outside and I'll bring some warm cider just in case?
If you don't mind being a guinea pig for a recipe I'm crafting...
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And of course not! I'll drink anything once.
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Maybe only drink things that you reasonably know what they are so you don't get sick.
But I'll meet you in the garden - if you don't bring a scarf, I'll loan you another.
[though eventually she'll be there waiting, holding onto two nice warm mugs of hot cider]
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He shows up! He is not wear a scarf again, titties out. He's going to catch a cold!!! He doesn't seem that bothered. His evil version was wandering around the fuckin' Fantasy Arctic with his titties behind a flap too. For some reason they always need to be accessible.]
Oh, kind of you. Should I be expecting something strange?
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but she shakes her head at that, holding the mug out to him]
Hopefully not! I've tasted it myself but I want to see what other people think. It's heated apple cider with a dash of cinnamon and a splash of rum. I can't have too much or I'll start tripping over my feet very fast, but I thought it might be nice to share for a walk?
[and she wants other taste testers yea]
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This ... [He takes another sip.] Oh it's awful. [More.] Worse thing I've ever tasted.
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Is it? Oh, that's dreadful. Whatever shall I do?