[ AUDIENCE: MAYA FEY ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[feytality]

what if it's to duct tape one of your rival teams? all's fair in love and dorm wars right?

it's going okay! im just hiding from the geese. what are you up to ms sally?

[dormheads]

id prefer not because then they will retaliate and we'll have to do it back and it really just gets so messy
property damage is the first casualty in these things

wait no
more important than what im doing
why are so many of you battling the geese?

[feytality]

awww but that's so much more fun

i mean im not! i'm just trying to avoid them! but its like everywhere i go they're there

honking menacingly

waiting to kill me

[dormheads]

did u do something to them?
like go on their territory or step on their little webbed feets or do anything they would have taken as aggression
geese are very well known to be fighty

[feytality]

well

i think it did start by me going on their terrority

BUT i wasnt trying to pick a fight! i didn't know to how to appease them

[dormheads]

just try to avoid them when u can
if u see them maybe dont run right away and just walk away as if youre not the one they are looking for

[feytality]

i don't think that's going to work

but thanks

i'll do my best

[dormheads]

i believe in you!!
show those geese whos boss while also not angering them any more
go maya go

[feytality]

you mean like

psychological warfare??

[dormheads]

something like that!
it really is about the aura u give out i think
even animals can sense it

[feytality]

do you ever have to deal with violent wildlife ms. sally? I could use some guidance!

[dormheads]

i just avoid all wildlife
they will not cross my path because i refuse to cross theirs

[feytality]

you never go outside?

[dormheads]

if i see a goose i dont go near it like the rest of you have been doing??
seriously its not that hard
what are you all doing

[feytality]

i think you're underestimating the geese

and their methods for stalking prey

[dormheads]

no i'm just not their prey

but good luck! i'm sure u can avoid them!!

[feytality]

i believe in the you who believes in me i guess

hey can i ask a question?

[dormheads]

oh everyone's asking questions
so sure, go ahead
hit me

[feytality]

how can I talk to principal bear? Do I need honey?

[dormheads]

maya, i know that a lot of you dont get how schools work
but in general it is fairly difficult for a student to just get to talk to the person running the place
if you think we're busy then his schedule is just OOF
the only reason we're even managing to get through is because he invested a lot into the dorm wars thing so he wants to make sure we're helping it go smoothly

[feytality]

not even with honey?

[ a bribe.... will change everything ]

oh

but viola told me to make use of him while you guys are busy (chad style) and i was sure i heard a bear growl while i was on the tractor...?

[dormheads]

i mean if you can manage to get him then sure
what i am telling you is that you shouldn't be surprised if u don't manage that immediately
this school is gigantic, it goes from kindergarten to people who are getting doctorates
there are a lot of people here and he's in charge of all of it
you guys aren't the only ones here who need his attention and youve only been here a few days

[feytality]

ok ok ok fair enough

the thing is though my physics teacher told me to go to the principal's office! and i have noooo idea where that is. he got even madder at me when i asked him.... :(

[dormheads]

oh is that ummm
doctor whoistwhatsit
that one guy
he's just an ass don't worry about him

but i think the office might actually be one of the places being worked on? i need to double check
i haven't actually ever been there LOL
i try to stay away from the construction area since i'm paranoid something is going to get dropped by a worker and fall on my head and kill me or at least knock me out and give me amnesia so severe my personality changes

[feytality]

yeah that guy!

okay thats good to know

physics is hard enough without him being a jerk

i can understand that. nick got his head hit and lost his memory! but if that ever happens i'll be there to get you back to normal, ms. sally!