[ AUDIENCE: MAYA FEY ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[feytality]

you never know when you might need it!

i really wanna know what you thought i'd want!!!

[dormheads]

I wasn't thinking of anything in particular.

[feytality]

aww come on you can tell me.

i won't get mad!!!

[dormheads]

Missing items and the like seem to be popular.

[feytality]

woah! i had no idea you could ask for missing items! i thought it was just normal stuff!

[ turtles and fireproof armor... normal items. ]

[dormheads]

How is any of what you suggested normal?

[feytality]

they're pretty standard things to ask for!

[ they really are not ]

how do you get missing items? is there like an interconnected series of tubes?

[dormheads]

You really have an active imagination.
We just get them.

[feytality]

maybe you just have an underactive imagination

any chance of a lil freebie? you know... for a charming and adorable dorm mate?

[dormheads]

I can't give you vouchers or anything that would definitely require vouchers.

[feytality]

you can't decide the price is "free"?

guess that would be too easy.....

[dormheads]

All of the Dorm Heads follow set prices. The most we can decrease the price by is 2, and it has to cost at least 1 voucher.

[feytality]

good to know! sounds like we're gonna have some fun bargaining in our future!

[ aka maya will continue annoying this poor chad ]

Say, Chad, your thingy on the phone said you studied law

are you a lawyer?

[dormheads]

No.

[i'm sorry to maya for this curt butthead]

[feytality]

Prosecutor?

[ he gives off big prosecutor vibes ]

[dormheads]

I'm a student, Maya. I'm not involved in the legal system.

[feytality]

i know a girl who became a prosecutor at the age of 13! the sky's the limit

are you trying to be a lawyer then? 'cause I can help!

[dormheads]

I'm not.

[feytality]

whacha studying criminal law for then? detective? prosecutor? judge? cute teen assistant?

[dormheads]

Because I was interested. It doesn't mean I'm going to pursue a career in law specifically.

[feytality]

you know

i have some experience with it myself

what do you like about it?

[dormheads]

What kind of experience?

[feytality]

i'm an assistant to a lawyer! though he's more like my sidekick i've been in court plenty of times

defending the innocent and stuff

[ also: being the innocent defendant ]

[dormheads]

If you're the assistant, doesn't that make you the sidekick by definition?

[feytality]

maybe in normal circumstances but Nick is TOTAAAAALLLY hopeless! I always have to look after him