[ and then she's viciously attacked!! maya has no idea what's going on because she can't easily tell he's trying to bite her, so she just get knocked down by the force of puberty ]
[he stumbles back, shocked at himself. what in the hell possessed him to try to take a hunk out of somewhere else, much less a girl? he doesn't get it.
very quickly, he spins around and starts to hurriedly waddle away. GOODBYE! except, he remembers his long board, and must turn around to waddle back to get it.
BUT... looking at maya only reminds him of his embarrassment, so he falters.]
Sorry... Uh--just... keep it. Practice with it... or... something. I gotta go.
[promptly, he turns right back around to flee again. HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK IF SHE WAS OKAY!!!!]
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[ and then she's viciously attacked!! maya has no idea what's going on because she can't easily tell he's trying to bite her, so she just get knocked down by the force of puberty ]
[ can't wait to have to explain this at trial ]
W-What the heeeeck!!
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very quickly, he spins around and starts to hurriedly waddle away. GOODBYE! except, he remembers his long board, and must turn around to waddle back to get it.
BUT... looking at maya only reminds him of his embarrassment, so he falters.]
Sorry... Uh--just... keep it. Practice with it... or... something. I gotta go.
[promptly, he turns right back around to flee again. HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK IF SHE WAS OKAY!!!!]
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W-What did I do...?
[ to be viciously attacked like this!! ]
[ also, longboard added to court record! ]