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Wouldn't a sufficiently advanced simulation basically be indistinguishable from reality? I doubt anything I could do would convince you.

[branches]

[He groans. He knows that makes sense but he's impatient to have an answer to a question he knows doesn't have an answer at the moment.]

I just don't understand how no one who seems to be in charge understands what's going on. Who was controlling those two during the "expulsion"? Shinonome said it was like a video game.

[dormheads]

[a sigh]

I already told you I'm not in charge. I wasn't even around for the expulsion, so how would I know?

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[RIGHT, ACTUALLY.]

Yeah, you guys were sick or something all weekend, I think Principal Bear said? Did that have anything to do with the noise we all hear on the third floor of the dorm that night?

[dormheads]

Probably. I don't clearly remember what happened that night.

[branches]

[Squinting.]

You don't? Is it the same for the other three dorm heads?

[dormheads]

From what I've gathered, yes. Likely because of us falling sick.

[branches]

Based on the sound we heard and you not remembering anything it sounds to me more like you were knocked out.

[dormheads]

So seems to be everyone's theory, but as far as I recall, I fell down and hit my head. That's all I can say about the matter.

[branches]

....

Well, at least that shouldn't be possible this week, with that weird costume you're all wearing.
[IS THIS THE REAL REASON FOR IT, HE WONDERS.]