[ AUDIENCE: LAN WANGJI ]

[dormheads]

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week 0, tuesday

[dormheads]

oh you managed to befriend one of them?
how cute!!
as long as u take proper care for it and keep it away from mabel it should b fine
i trust you to know what youre doing

[souheki]

Thank you. It will not cause trouble.

[It just lives in his sleeve forever now ig. TAKE THAT, CATRA.]

Is Mabel frightened of squirrels?

[dormheads]

probably the opposite
but if it needs rest then its probably best to keep it away from excitable children until its stronger

[souheki]

I will do so. Thank you.

[...

The end]

week 1, monday

[dormheads]

hello!
yes please ask whatever you need to
ill do my best to help

[souheki]

Thank you. I have the following questions.

1. For what reason have I received more?
2. What is the cost of a guqin?
3. What is the cost of a weapon, such as a sword?
4. What is the cost of a proper medical kit?
5. What is the cost to unseal my spiritual energy and regain my cultivation abilities?
6. Is it possible to receive items from home? I would like to replace my forehead ribbon.

[It’s just bloodstained from his leg someone please teach this man about stain remover

I’d say “please also teach him how to not type like a robot” but that’s impossible]

[dormheads]

1. from things youve done! whether its doing your task and such
2. whats a guqin
3. 7
4. 10 for a whole kit
5. please explain your cultivation abilities
6. yes!

[souheki]

Thank you.

1. A guqin is a musical instrument. It can be used for cultivation, such as communicating with spirits or putting them to rest, or for music alone. I have a set of strings in my possession.

2. Cultivators develop and strengthen a Golden Core. We use this in various ways, such as battles against fierce corpses, or communication with spirits. It also strengthens our bodies and allows for enhanced healing.

3. What is the cost to replace my forehead ribbon?

[dormheads]

1. ohhh. the base price for one would be 3, but i can get u it for 2
2. usually here you get abilities back per ability instead of just everything as a whole
mostly bc if you tried to get everything at once itll be pricier so its easier to just
add stuff on??
3. 1

[souheki]

I see. Thank you. Then, what would it cost to regain the following:

1. Communication with spirits through Inquiry, using the guqin
2. Accelerated healing
3. The ability to create wards, which act as protective shields against attacks

?

[The hilarity of soon-to-be dead lwj asking these things]

[dormheads]

1. hmm that would be pretty pricey but also it might be a waste since i do not think there are any spirits here to talk to? maybe wait to confirm that first
2. healing is complicated since its per use
3. also 10

week 1, wednesday

[dormheads]

oh good!!
if u want u can leave the vouchers in my locker and ill get it to you once i receive it
i can hand it to u directly or leave it on your bed?

[souheki]

[…

…

…

He means this in the nicest way possible, but—]

That would not be too cumbersome?

[HOW CAN YOU CARRY LARGE-ISH THINGS IN YOUR CORN OUTFIT]

[dormheads]

[




hm.]

i can manage

[souheki]

Very well. Only if you are certain.

[dormheads]

pretend im doing fingerguns at u
its hard to convey over text and i dont have an emoji for it

[souheki]

[I believe this is Francy and thus I shall say go to bed]

"Fingerguns"?

[He doesn't know what a gun is]

week 4, tuesday

[departea]

Oh my gosh! Hello!

[ it's said

so fuckin excitedly ]

[souheki]

...Hello.

[He doesn't sound, like, disgruntled or anything?! Well okay he kind of always sounds the same but he's got confused vibes.]

Do you require assistance?

[departea]

Yes! I definitely do.

[ a pause ]

So. How are you?

[ the assistance is that she wanted to chat ]

[souheki]

Presumably dead.

[IS THIS A JOKE??? Perhaps,]

Otherwise, well.

[departea]

[ ah.......

rip. ]

Right. How is it over there? Lila told me a bit.

[souheki]

Disorderly.

[His SIGN.]

Doctor Otome and Young Master Rupert explained the situation. I am not angry.

week 5, sunday

[departea]

What?! Why. Who?!

I'm coming!

[souheki]

Bradley, Rupert, Crow and Aikawa. They're badly hurt.

[AND THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH THEY CAN DO FROM HERE please come help look he even dropped everyone's honorifics]