dormheads | [ AUDIENCE: SAKYOU SAGIHARA ]

oh its better to be prepared in general
like, for anything, not just bad things
i just don't want u all to spend every single second stressed out

[IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT he's spent every second of his life stressed out since he was like 10.]

A little difficult not to do that when we have unexpected deaths on our hands.
But I understand what you mean.
Thank you for your consideration.

i don't expect you all to just cheer up and move on or anything
i just know that
hmm
being on edge 24/7 sometimes bite you in the ass more than whatever youre on edge about sometimes

I suppose you have a point.
Undue stress can wear down one's defenses and leave them open to attack.

[That is probably not what Sally was getting at.]

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yeah????!

[He is very happy she so clearly agrees.]

Then you must make sure that you also rest and regain your strength, so you don't make yourself an easy target.

[I keep clicking corn but this is before corn]

i will do my best !
i wouldnt want to be out of commission for so long again

[P.C. (pre-corn)]

I think most of us would say the same.

[For various reasons...]

do u have ppl here you can work with?
making friends?

Me?
I do, yes, I believe.

thats good
i was very worried that youd all be like
super antisocial and not know how to make friends or something but phew
its fine mostly

Most of the people here are quite sociable actually.
I think we've all managed to bond well enough.

[Bond through the shared trauma of kidnapping and surprise murder.]

good good
everyone taking showers?

[Staring at his phone for a long, tired moment.]

We're working on it.

well i believe in u all!
good hygiene is the first step into a happy and healthy life
you know what they say about people who dont bathe?
they misbebathe

hmm
no i'll keep that

[He stares at his phone for another long, tired moment for an entirely different reason now.]

Well.
We wouldn't want anyone misbebathing.
And it's quite difficult to live with people who smell, so we will certainly continue to improve that.

oh yes!
it must be very difficult to sleep like that
maybe we should give out body wash?

I'm not sure what that is but I will honestly take anything that would encourage people to bathe more at this point.
I simply don't understand it.

i guess its a thing that
maybe if you havent sweated much you can skip a day but
a week? perhaps they are the wilderness types but
also theres showers here
there is no excuse at all i cant even play devil's advocate

I appreciate the possible attempt.
But yes there is no excuse.
I very much hope your dorm smells nicer than ours sometimes does.

oh it does!
i would not allow the alternative.
i am a big fan of cleanliness.

Perhaps I should see if we can't enact some sort of policy disallowing people from entering our dorm if they haven't bathed in a certain number of days.

maybe it can be a bucket of water over the door.......

It would help kill two birds with one stone if it were a bucket of soapy water.

Edited 2021-06-17 21:28 (UTC)

yes!
i like the way that u think!!
rub a dub dub motherduckers

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