dormheads | [ AUDIENCE: SAKYOU SAGIHARA ]

Mmhm. Come on, we can go get them over there.

[ where are the skates. anna wrote the location not me. they're going to go to where you get skates. ]

[my literal favorite part about this ice rink is that anna didn't include a description about where to get skates so all of my pcs have just been like THEY GET THE SKATES FROM???? THE VOID???? ARE THERE EVEN SKATES???? like imagine if she gave us a rink and just made us shuffle around it with regular shoes.

BUT YEAH THEY GET THE SKATES FROM [truck horn noises] and Sakyou will carefully sit his ass down so he can start putting them on. Starting with his good ankle.]

Is there a way you're meant to tie these?

Oh, like regular shoelaces! That... you normally don't use. [ ... ] Just watch me.

[ anyway i don't know how to like say this but

he's going to watch sally try to put the skates over her shoes ]

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HELP. Even Sakyou is just sitting here like "something about this doesn't seem right". After a few seconds:]

...You're meant to keep your shoes on?

What? Oh, no, I don't... think so...?

[ ..........

she continues to do this. ]

[THE CONCERN HE'S JUST RADIATING IN THIS MOMENT.]

...You don't sound very certain?

[Why is she not stopping HELP.]

I'm going to get a bigger size!

[ like that will solve this issue ]

[SALLY HIS CONCERN, PLEASE. He holds a gentle hand up...]

I'm not certain that would be safe... If you don't wish to take your shoes off, perhaps we could try something else instead?

No, no, it'll be fine.

[ the guy with broken everything shouldn't lecture her on what's safe ice skating practices ]

It'll all work out.

[He's going to anyway who's gonnA STOP HIM!!!]

Are you sure? ...If you're sure, then I won't stop you, but...

[Who are they going to have to stop for first?? Broken Legs Lad, or Sally Who Won't Take Her Fuckin Shoes off?? Exciting.]

We'll never know until we try, right?

[ at the very least, her boots are like the kind that's. very soft?? so it's not as difficult to shove them into something as it would something else but

it's still fucking stupid i hate it here ]

[I ALSO HATE IT HERE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING THIS IS SO FUNNY

Sakyou just finds it all very baffling, though. Why? Why, ma'am. He just watches her for another second or two before finishing tying his skate up over his busted ankle, so this is stupid too.]

--I'm ready whenever you are.

[ yea

once she's done, she will slowly get up. this is so stupid. what the fuck. how do you skate like this. ]

Want to hold hands?

[They're going to break all of their limbs and it's going to be entirely deserved.]

I think that would likely be a good idea.

[Will this help or hinder their balance.......]

[ they will.... find out....

but she'll reach over to grab his hand then before they get onto the ice. ]

We'll just go slow.

[A second before he steps out onto the ice, he's like, you know what. This seems like a bad idea, actually.

But it's too late now, they've committed!!]

One of us should keep a hand on the wall, just in case.

[ they're doing this!!

but she nods her head. ]

Can you do that?

[ since he's... injured.... ]

I can, yes.

[STOP DON'T BEHOLD.

He'll move over to the wall though, resting his right hand against it. He's left-handed and has apparently decided that making sure Sally doesn't drift away on her skates is more important than keeping the most absolute firm grip on the wall.]

Tell me when you're ready to move.

[ everything about this is a bad idea

but she nods her head. ]

Let's goooo!

[IT IS. WHO LET THEM DO THIS. WHERE ARE THEIR BABYSITTERS.

But time to... start?!?! Fortunately he's watched other people enough that he isn't completely at a loss for how to do this, but it is slow going at first. God bless.]

...I can see how it's easy to fall on this.

[He can FEEL the instability UNDER HIS FEET.]

Yeah! It takes a lot of practice to get really good. But we're both still on our feet!

[ because they are moving so

very fucking slowly

the npcs in the background are probably just ???? ]

[THE NPCS JUST THERE LIKE "why is this happening" as they zoom past, or even just go past at a normal fucking speed,,

Sakyou seems fine enough with going at literally a snail's crawl of a pace... for now...]

We are, that's true. It isn't so bad once you readjust to the weight distribution, I think.

Exactly! And if the ice was just a little less slippery...

[ it's ice. ]

But we'll be pros in no time!

[ they won't ]

[She says that and then he almost slips on the spot because his leg is all fuckin weird. GOD. It's fine though, he catches himself on the wall.]

..."No time" may be a bit optimistic, I think.

Uh.

[ she waits until she is sure he isn't mcdying ]

N-no, we got it. Maybe a little more... careful...

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