[at some point, chad comes along this scene, learns of what has transpired in this dorm, and probably sighs very deeply. what the fuck is going on here.
later you may see him disappear into the third floor, where he remains for a long while, before reemerging with a sanitized toilet seat that he'll place in whichever bathroom is still missing one. i feel like i should specify that even though presumably you cannot recognize one toilet seat from another, this is not the original missing one. i don't want to live in a world where you think chad stole your toilet seats.
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later you may see him disappear into the third floor, where he remains for a long while, before reemerging with a sanitized toilet seat that he'll place in whichever bathroom is still missing one. i feel like i should specify that even though presumably you cannot recognize one toilet seat from another, this is not the original missing one. i don't want to live in a world where you think chad stole your toilet seats.
anyway goodbye.]