[ lux is anti-manipulation? i'm sorry????? also don't bodyshame wtf. ]
There must be another way of resolving this situation. Why do you find it so hard to believe that she simply loves him and wants to take care of him, no matter his body shape?
[There's a lot of food in the kitchen! Plates of rice, bowls of stew, non-goose meat, vegetables—it's almost like a small feast for three. It seems like dessert is baking in the oven as well.]
Feel free to help yourself, if you're hungry!
[Outside, the client wrings her hands, desperate to convince Lux of her step-mom's evil ways. The dad has gone off to lounge on a couch somewhere.]
Then how do you explain her looking up a recipe for goose liver!?
[The step-mom apparently overheard this, as she yells from the kitchen:]
I-I'm allowed to look up any recipe I want! That doesn't make me a murderer! Why can't you believe I love your father...?
He's only part goose! He's also human, you know! He can eat anything a human can! And I was just curious about how to make it! Call it a culinary desire!
[Actually, while weeping, the step-mom is going to take a bowl of water and just. Splash it onto Lalli.]
You come into my house and accuse me of being a killer...!
[Meanwhile, watching this, the client whispers to Lux:]
... Still sure you don't want to go with the seduction plan...?
[ in fact, lux is storming over there to slap the step-mom! you splash lalli? you splash lalli with water? jail for step mother! jail for a thousand years! ]
Your step daughter is worried about a man you claim to love, and you seem to have no interest in repairing this relationship! You don't get to love only some parts of his life.
I would be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you show no interest in explaining your own very alarming actions!
[He's splashed! And after a couple moments of flailing from water, he's hissing like a cat at the stepmom. Probably not the best choice in a world with animal-people but whatever.
Lux is slapping her though, which is nice. 100 points to Fall dorm!]
[ this is why lux said don't body shame! this is why she wanted them to just talk! ladies can like bigger men!! god. anyway, despite the foie gras thing really not being addressed or resolved, lux will still count this as a job well done. ]
Alright. Thanks for your business. Please try to communicate properly next time, before involving other people in your affairs.
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[ lux is anti-manipulation? i'm sorry????? also don't bodyshame wtf. ]
There must be another way of resolving this situation. Why do you find it so hard to believe that she simply loves him and wants to take care of him, no matter his body shape?
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What's cooking in there? Lalli is absolutely poking his nose everywhere to see what's being made.]
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Feel free to help yourself, if you're hungry!
[Outside, the client wrings her hands, desperate to convince Lux of her step-mom's evil ways. The dad has gone off to lounge on a couch somewhere.]
Then how do you explain her looking up a recipe for goose liver!?
[The step-mom apparently overheard this, as she yells from the kitchen:]
I-I'm allowed to look up any recipe I want! That doesn't make me a murderer! Why can't you believe I love your father...?
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[ lux doesn't like having to shout to talk to these people in different rooms, GOD. ]
Why would you look up a recipe you have no intention of making? You must understand why this unnerves your step daughter!
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[He points to the rice and stew.]
Geese eat grass and bugs and stuff like that. They can't digest this food. It's a wonder his stomach hasn't exploded yet.
[Lalli how do you know that happens?]
If you're going to be married to a goose, at least learn how to cook foods he can eat. You're being irresponsible.
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[Actually, while weeping, the step-mom is going to take a bowl of water and just. Splash it onto Lalli.]
You come into my house and accuse me of being a killer...!
[Meanwhile, watching this, the client whispers to Lux:]
... Still sure you don't want to go with the seduction plan...?
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She's not my type.
[ in fact, lux is storming over there to slap the step-mom! you splash lalli? you splash lalli with water? jail for step mother! jail for a thousand years! ]
Your step daughter is worried about a man you claim to love, and you seem to have no interest in repairing this relationship! You don't get to love only some parts of his life.
I would be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you show no interest in explaining your own very alarming actions!
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Lux is slapping her though, which is nice. 100 points to Fall dorm!]
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I—I just like fat men, all right!?
[The client pauses, before handing Lalli a towel.]
What?
[The father looks up from the couch.]
... What?
[After another pause, the client looks at Lux and Lalli.]
... Actually, I think we'll sort this out ourselves. Thanks, uh, for your work? You can go back now. I'll send over payment later.
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[ this is why lux said don't body shame! this is why she wanted them to just talk! ladies can like bigger men!! god. anyway, despite the foie gras thing really not being addressed or resolved, lux will still count this as a job well done. ]
Alright. Thanks for your business. Please try to communicate properly next time, before involving other people in your affairs.
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You're all stupid! All three of you! You deserve each other!
[Maybe they should go, before things get Worse.]
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Once they leave the place, though... time passes.]