[hmm, lotta eye talk over there, but when denji glances over everyone seems to be standing and in one piece so he shrugs—time to open a cabinet!
in the spirit of cleaning up, he opens the door to the cabinet and peers inside to see if there's any other cool weapons in here besides a big pink axe with hamsters on it, but he remembers the warning so he does open it slowly and carefully to make sure it's not full of, I dunno, bombs or heads or something!
lucretia probably turns around back to the desks in time to see denji doing this]
there's another desk with a wand sitting on it. there's also still the spiral horn and the mask on the one otome was looking at.
and - denji would open the cabinet and peek around, except that the second he touches it, the cabinet growls at him. which is weird, because cabinets aren't known for that. cabinets also aren't known for opening to reveal teeth and a tongue, but that's what this one is doing! two, spindly wood arms shoot around from the back and grab denji to attempt to force him into the cabinet mouth. it's gonna bite him too. om nom nom.
i realize this is vore but don't AT ME or i'll turn this cyoa around]
[ lucretia is off futzing around with the desk things again, and malik is now traumatized by books, so he's LEAVING and never learning about dunamancy i guess. we conceal and don't feel in this household. he'll go to the desk with the mask and horn but NOT TOUCH THEM but can he observe them? anything else noteworthy? does it look like it'll damn his immortal soul or give him even more eyes????
meanwhile, in the background of his own self pity, denji is getting vored by a cabinet three feet away. that sucks. malik chooses not to perceive this. ]
[ Otome would like to take a moment to acknowledge that she has managed to make it this far. It's been a good run. She's helped people, maybe. She's bandaged many wounds, scolded many adults and hugged many distraught teenaged boys.
She is now pretty sure that what murders her in this place is not going to be this area or someone with a knife but the absolute heart-attack-inducing sight of Denji in the process of being cabineaten. ]
Denji!!
[ He has an axe, Otome, he's fine.
But also she is Mom and she is lunging forward to grab for him and try to haul him back, FUCK OFF CABINET SHE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE IF NEED BE. ]
[Denji's head whips up the moment there's motion from behind the cabinet and he readies the axe for a swing, but he's not quick enough to avoid getting grabbed and shoved towards its mouth because honestly who expects that??]
Agh, what the hell??
[he stomps a foot into the gaping, gnashing door-mouth to stop his motion towards it, and gets a good chomp around his lower leg for the trouble, which doesn't seem to faze him at all
thankfully (unfortunately?) Denji's far too used to things grabbing him and trying to eat him, so after a moment's shock the axe flashes out, Denji swinging it with smooth, controlled speed and power to cut off one of the arms holding him]
Gonna have to do way better than that, ya stupid closet!!
[he's going to just keep viciously swinging and hacking away at it, but mindful of Otome being right behind him]
anyway, otome runs forward to try and grab denji, and the cabinet growls very loudly before whacking at otome with one of its arms. the aim is to knock her back out of range, which it may or may not do right before denji chops one spindly arm right off. the cabinet squeals! it is not used to being whacked!
lucretia grabs the wand and now has it.
denji is doing some pretty fierce damage to this thing, but it is doing just as much to try and eat him still, so denji can expect to be munched on a few times, biting at whatever it can reach. leg chomp, shoulder chomp, torso chomp.
it doesn't have that much HP though, so getting hit with an axe is going to probably make this thing die pretty fast, and plus denji is now not being grappled.
malik's just over here. looking at the horn and the mask. they feel like familiar items to him. they don't send him to the shadow realm or give him more eyes!]
[ the fact that lucretia is telling him what to do finally gets him to move-- also, okay, he can't ignore the raging cabineat forever. so he grabs the horn off the desk so he can inspect it later, and the actual useful people have enough clearance to do their thing. don't expect him to help tho he's only good at playing card games. ]
[ It's fine. She's sure he's a really good player. For now, the cabinet has knocked her back and she winces because wow her midsection didn't like that.
But Denji seems to have it under control, so she'll stumble forward once again to support him when the cabinet is deadwood (heh). A little tersely-- ]
We do. A mimic being here is-- it's not a good sign.
[she does examine the wand briefly, though, since she doesn't need to try to help the fight against the cabinet-- mostly she just wants to determine if this will actually let her cast or nah. help.
but after that, she's just, you know, looking for a door because there's been no mention that there isn't one and it'd be really funny if we've just ignored the possible existence of doors.]
[Denji takes the bites without so much as a flinch, using any opportunity it gets close to swing the axe into its mouth or grab a chopped piece with his bare hands and rip it out—he hacks onto its sides and top, anywhere he can reach
he's...grinning fiercely, maybe he's working some stuff out—however, he pauses in his hacking for moment to check on Otome, misinterpreting her stumbling into him as a need for concern]
Hey, you okay? Stupid thing punched you pretty good. Hold on.
[and turning back around, even after it stops moving and biting him, he's going to go back to chopping and chopping it up into pieces with measured, well practiced strokes of the pink hamsteraxe
at the end of it, when there's a messy pile of monster firewood at his feet, he brushes a bloody hand across his forehead to wipe the sweat off—his left pantleg and shoe are bloodied, and there's red staining his shoulder and side in numerous places]
[the horn feels vaguely familiar! when malik touches it, he seems to remember, and instinctively he knows that this is a unicorn horn. it can cast one healing spell, and one raise dead spell. foreboding.
when lucretia touches the wand, she also seems to remember. instinctively, she knows that this wand makes people smile. against their will.
denji fucks this cabinet up. goodbye, monster, it's firewood. he's also bleeding. on the plus side, he finds a minature cat's paw sculpted from clay, and a piece of licorice root in the remains of the cabinet mimic!
also every time i hurt otome the beau in me goes :\
there's not much in the way of doors, no, but there are those pretty stained glass windows.]
[ it is a fair question in this case considering malik's lack of reaction to it, but it's fine. we're past that now. he looks at the heap of bloody wood on the floor, then back to this pretty unicorn horn. yeah that's gonna be coming with him. ]
Although Otome is right... we should find a way out before something else can happen.
[ except there are no doors, so. hm. HMMMM.
are the pretty stained glass windows low enough to the ground to see out of? ]
[well that isn't much of a weapon either but she'll keep it, in case. we are looting this room i guess! because she's also going to pick up the mask on her way over to the windows since malik left it to take the horn, speaking while she inspects it to see if they might need this also.]
Well, wait, hold on a second-- Denji, Malik, do not hit them yet.
[JUST. PREEMPTIVELY.]
Make sure they aren't just hiding an exit before we jump to breaking things. Try looking more closely at them and looking around them, first.
Yeah, I'm all good, Miss Otome, thanks! It didn't even bite me that bad! [by his metric, anyway]
[Denji kicks through the dead wood and, when he reveals the cats paw and piece of licorice, picks them up and shows them off]
Hey, found some weird stuff inside that thing. I think this place might be kinda magic or somethin'. [he'd say "under the control of a Devil" but no one seems to know what those are]
So if you're gonna touch any doors or windows, uh...look out for teeth I guess? Also maybe don't use your hand unless you wanna lose a finger.
[speaking of hidden exit, his investigation contribution for this round is looking for any other suspicious cabinets, armoires, chests, standing closets, or bureaus]
denji doesn't find much else of interest here, other than random notes and books discussing dunamancy and something called aeor. when he takes the two items, he'll find he remembers that the cat's paw allows him to cast cat's ire, which is just a reskinned bigby's hand because liam o'brien is a dramatic binch. the licorice root allows for the user to cast spiritual weapon. he knows both of these things. but! when he picks up the cat's paw, his shoulder feels kind of itchy. that's probably fine.
lucretia picks up the mask, and remembers that this casts poison spray. man, whoever lived here must've been a big wizard, huh.
the stained glass windows are very pretty! they do indeed stretch to the floor, so you guys can reach them. there's also a big red button sticking out of the middle of one of them.]
Absolutely not. Lucretia, make sure they stay back.
[ Denji has been through enough trauma (and having a great time apparently), so Otome decides to go for the Highly Suspicious Button this time, after checking to make sure they haven't missed other exit opportunities.
...She's angling her elbow to hit it, just in case. ]
[as Lucretia sighs and presses the button, Denji is yelling back at Malik because of course he is]
What'd you say?? If you're so bothered why didn't you press it 'n stop her from pressin' it?
[drawing closer to him in all his bloodied bravado, he suddenly grabs Malik's hand with his free, non-axe-holding one and yanks him over to the window to make him press it
so assuming Lucretia disappears, Malik's next in line!]
Don't worry, I'll give ya a hand provin' your bravery, dude!
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in the spirit of cleaning up, he opens the door to the cabinet and peers inside to see if there's any other cool weapons in here besides a big pink axe with hamsters on it, but he remembers the warning so he does open it slowly and carefully to make sure it's not full of, I dunno, bombs or heads or something!
lucretia probably turns around back to the desks in time to see denji doing this]
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there's another desk with a wand sitting on it. there's also still the spiral horn and the mask on the one otome was looking at.
and - denji would open the cabinet and peek around, except that the second he touches it, the cabinet growls at him. which is weird, because cabinets aren't known for that. cabinets also aren't known for opening to reveal teeth and a tongue, but that's what this one is doing! two, spindly wood arms shoot around from the back and grab denji to attempt to force him into the cabinet mouth. it's gonna bite him too. om nom nom.
i realize this is vore but don't AT ME or i'll turn this cyoa around]
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[ lucretia is off futzing around with the desk things again, and malik is now traumatized by books, so he's LEAVING and never learning about dunamancy i guess. we conceal and don't feel in this household. he'll go to the desk with the mask and horn but NOT TOUCH THEM but can he observe them? anything else noteworthy? does it look like it'll damn his immortal soul or give him even more eyes????
meanwhile, in the background of his own self pity, denji is getting vored by a cabinet three feet away. that sucks. malik chooses not to perceive this. ]
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She is now pretty sure that what murders her in this place is not going to be this area or someone with a knife but the absolute heart-attack-inducing sight of Denji in the process of being cabineaten. ]
Denji!!
[ He has an axe, Otome, he's fine.
But also she is Mom and she is lunging forward to grab for him and try to haul him back, FUCK OFF CABINET SHE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE IF NEED BE. ]
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[FUCKING MIMICS.
nevermind the possibility of the eye thing happening again, she doesn't care, she has no staff and she is going to need that wand. lucretia grabs it.]
Malik, get out of its range!
[you are three Fucking feet from it and it has arms malik let's move it.]
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Agh, what the hell??
[he stomps a foot into the gaping, gnashing door-mouth to stop his motion towards it, and gets a good chomp around his lower leg for the trouble, which doesn't seem to faze him at all
thankfully (unfortunately?) Denji's far too used to things grabbing him and trying to eat him, so after a moment's shock the axe flashes out, Denji swinging it with smooth, controlled speed and power to cut off one of the arms holding him]
Gonna have to do way better than that, ya stupid closet!!
[he's going to just keep viciously swinging and hacking away at it, but mindful of Otome being right behind him]
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anyway, otome runs forward to try and grab denji, and the cabinet growls very loudly before whacking at otome with one of its arms. the aim is to knock her back out of range, which it may or may not do right before denji chops one spindly arm right off. the cabinet squeals! it is not used to being whacked!
lucretia grabs the wand and now has it.
denji is doing some pretty fierce damage to this thing, but it is doing just as much to try and eat him still, so denji can expect to be munched on a few times, biting at whatever it can reach. leg chomp, shoulder chomp, torso chomp.
it doesn't have that much HP though, so getting hit with an axe is going to probably make this thing die pretty fast, and plus denji is now not being grappled.
malik's just over here. looking at the horn and the mask. they feel like familiar items to him. they don't send him to the shadow realm or give him more eyes!]
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But Denji seems to have it under control, so she'll stumble forward once again to support him when the cabinet is deadwood (heh). A little tersely-- ]
We need to try and find a way out of here.
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[she does examine the wand briefly, though, since she doesn't need to try to help the fight against the cabinet-- mostly she just wants to determine if this will actually let her cast or nah. help.
but after that, she's just, you know, looking for a door because there's been no mention that there isn't one and it'd be really funny if we've just ignored the possible existence of doors.]
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he's...grinning fiercely, maybe he's working some stuff out—however, he pauses in his hacking for moment to check on Otome, misinterpreting her stumbling into him as a need for concern]
Hey, you okay? Stupid thing punched you pretty good. Hold on.
[and turning back around, even after it stops moving and biting him, he's going to go back to chopping and chopping it up into pieces with measured, well practiced strokes of the pink hamsteraxe
at the end of it, when there's a messy pile of monster firewood at his feet, he brushes a bloody hand across his forehead to wipe the sweat off—his left pantleg and shoe are bloodied, and there's red staining his shoulder and side in numerous places]
You guys see that?
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when lucretia touches the wand, she also seems to remember. instinctively, she knows that this wand makes people smile. against their will.
denji fucks this cabinet up. goodbye, monster, it's firewood. he's also bleeding. on the plus side, he finds a minature cat's paw sculpted from clay, and a piece of licorice root in the remains of the cabinet mimic!
also every time i hurt otome the beau in me goes :\
there's not much in the way of doors, no, but there are those pretty stained glass windows.]
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[ it is a fair question in this case considering malik's lack of reaction to it, but it's fine. we're past that now. he looks at the heap of bloody wood on the floor, then back to this pretty unicorn horn. yeah that's gonna be coming with him. ]
Although Otome is right... we should find a way out before something else can happen.
[ except there are no doors, so. hm. HMMMM.
are the pretty stained glass windows low enough to the ground to see out of? ]
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I'm fine, I just lost my breath for a second. Are you all right? I don't have bandages on me but I could use fabric...
[ He's bleeding? So much?? From a goddamn cabinet??? With a quick glance-- ]
... I do think our only way out is to try breaking those windows. I'm not seeing any sign of a door.
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Well, wait, hold on a second-- Denji, Malik, do not hit them yet.
[JUST. PREEMPTIVELY.]
Make sure they aren't just hiding an exit before we jump to breaking things. Try looking more closely at them and looking around them, first.
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[Denji kicks through the dead wood and, when he reveals the cats paw and piece of licorice, picks them up and shows them off]
Hey, found some weird stuff inside that thing. I think this place might be kinda magic or somethin'. [he'd say "under the control of a Devil" but no one seems to know what those are]
So if you're gonna touch any doors or windows, uh...look out for teeth I guess? Also maybe don't use your hand unless you wanna lose a finger.
[speaking of hidden exit, his investigation contribution for this round is looking for any other suspicious cabinets, armoires, chests, standing closets, or bureaus]
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denji doesn't find much else of interest here, other than random notes and books discussing dunamancy and something called aeor. when he takes the two items, he'll find he remembers that the cat's paw allows him to cast cat's ire, which is just a reskinned bigby's hand because liam o'brien is a dramatic binch. the licorice root allows for the user to cast spiritual weapon. he knows both of these things. but! when he picks up the cat's paw, his shoulder feels kind of itchy. that's probably fine.
lucretia picks up the mask, and remembers that this casts poison spray. man, whoever lived here must've been a big wizard, huh.
the stained glass windows are very pretty! they do indeed stretch to the floor, so you guys can reach them. there's also a big red button sticking out of the middle of one of them.]
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Denji, hit the button.
[ he gestures to it. if denji isn't shaken by nearly being vored, surely he can guinea pig himself for a button press. ]
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[ Denji has been through enough trauma (and having a great time apparently), so Otome decides to go for the Highly Suspicious Button this time, after checking to make sure they haven't missed other exit opportunities.
...She's angling her elbow to hit it, just in case. ]
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Otome-
[it's a big red suspicious button jesus fantasy christ. there it goes.]
All right, this might as well happen.
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walking over towards the group at the window, he takes in all the visible eyes and red glows at a glance, thanks to his high Passive Perception]
Hey what's with all the glowy eyes—oh that's prob'ly [hm, Otome just elbows the Big Red Button, so instead he moves in closer, non-glowy eyes alert]
Get ready for another fight [he growls out, stretching and cracking knuckles in anticipation]
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anyway, otome presses the button, and vanishes!
... huh! weird!]
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Why didn't you press it?!
[ obviously directed at denji because OUR NURSE MOM IS GONE YOU ASSHOLE ]
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Well, whatever happened to her, we shouldn't leave her to it alone. Come on.
[imagine us tpking at this button, wow. anyway she's also going to come push it.]
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What'd you say?? If you're so bothered why didn't you press it 'n stop her from pressin' it?
[drawing closer to him in all his bloodied bravado, he suddenly grabs Malik's hand with his free, non-axe-holding one and yanks him over to the window to make him press it
so assuming Lucretia disappears, Malik's next in line!]
Don't worry, I'll give ya a hand provin' your bravery, dude!
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