[ sprays bradley like he's a bad kitty. which he is. ]
[ anyway. crow just gives this bunny-girl the most unimpressed look he can from behind his mask. ]
Question for you -- if this guy is constantly trying to steal, what is it, Miraculous-somethings? Which I'm assuming you have something to do with given what he keeps nagging us to do?
Why are you here, exactly?
[ like. ma'am, you've rocked up to a theft where you're the intended target? are you ok? ]
[as soon as bradley sets this tourist down on the ledge, rupert is going to hurriedly tug him back so he's further from the edge, ignoring bradley as he does so! if you still need to roll a d20 for this please shove me. anyways, he's trying to wave one of the heroes over to come get this person.]
[ So he says, about to climb higher, when something else comes at him. ]
Waugh -- !
[ He is now grappling with a monkey on the Eiffel Tower. You know how shit just... happens? He's gripping the metal bars of the tower with his hands, so if he must, he will start to fend him off with his... weird, hoof-like feet accoutrements. Don't worry about it. ]
O-oi! Who the hell are you, quit it or we might both fall!
[bradley's hapless tourist is wriggling around still! as he gets set down and as rupert tries to tug him back, a few things happen:
first, he elbows rupert in the face in his confusion.
second, the elegant turtle hero darts forward, undoing a shield that was forming the shell on her back and yeeting it to knock rupert back, because it looks like he's trying to kidnap the poor guy again.
third, that shield strikes rupert in the eye. the edge of it is very sharp. that eye is a lost cause now but i'm not going into detail to spare you eye gore trauma. enjoy your eyepatch later, buddy.
fourth, the mouse hero ... vanishes, narrowly dodging bradley's attempted power swipe! huh? where'd he go?
also, the rabbit girl just fixes crow with the most unamused look ever and gestures at the panicking civilians down below. hello, they can't just leave them there? she then tries to smack him with her umbrella.
meanwhile, the purple monkey says something in an infernal-sounding language and tries to wrestle aikawa. surely this won't go badly at all. roll a d20, lowe.]
And Bradley's used to working with people. This could actually go so much worse.
He surveys the absolute shitshow that is going down right now and just... takes the shield. This is his now, right? Just a little bloody from the eye and all.]
Better get Bird t' take a look at that later. It ain't an arm.
[He tosses the shield at the turtle man, but he's not aiming for accuracy. Just to get him somewhere he can aim at him and steal. For fun.]
[ well he'd be super worried about rupert -- and is super worried about rupert? but some kinnie is swinging an umbrella at him so he has to slash at it with his saber? hello?
get out of his way? ]
You ever think of just yelling at them to clear out of the area where all the crap's going down, or nah?
Now I need you to move, one of your asshole friends just took out my buddy's eye. [ he's gonna just straight up try and knock that umbrella out of her hands. ]
[that's all he has a chance to say before the shield slams into his eye and then he just?? shrieks?? please hold. he's useless and i'm making dinner, he will contribute something later maybe.]
[ Poor Rupes. Sorry guys, he's not of help because he has some eldritch monkeyman trying to get at him. I sent this in chat too but for record here, he rolled 17. Since his arms are kind of occupied right now, he is going to attempt a maneuver of wrapping his legs around him and bonking the monkey hero into the side of the tower to at least get him to let go, so he can hopefully put some space between them. ]
I have no idea what you're saying! Actually you sound way more evil than I do, are you sure you're a superhero?!
anyway, bradley takes the shield, and as he's hauling it up he may notice a very tiny mouse hero running toward him? like. on the shield. also, he'll feel something down at his feet. there are two very tiny mouse heroes scaling his legs! huh.
the turtle hero, meanwhile, looks a little surprised at just what her shield did, but then she's rushing in to pull the civilian to safety. sorry, rupert, you're akumatized, her priority is getting the civilian down from this tower. goodbye, she's carrying them away.
No. That injury will be taken care of when we free you all from Hawkmoth's influence - I cannot and will not stand aside.
[the umbrella is magic, idk what to tell you. she parries the saber.
meanwhile, the monkey hero, who rolled a 20, wraps his legs around aikawa and just clings to him for dear life. he goes bonk, but he also doesn't let go - so his weight will just drag aikawa down when they fall.]
[I'm sorry to all of us because his cat instincts take over and he attempts to catch the mouse. He has fully forgotten what else he was here for. Bradley wants to play trap the Riku. I mean, mysterious silver haired stranger.]
[ oh my god. he literally just closes his eyes for a moment. rupert is shrieking. magic umbrella girl is lecturing him. i hope she stabs him. ]
He’s still feeling it now— which is really all I care about right now? And, c’mon. I told the guy to take a hike. Do I look like I’m kowtowing to his every word?
[ he is glancing over at rupert because the boy LOST AN EYE and he’s concerned please stab him i am asking so nicely ]
[thanks for your concern crow!! he will appreciate it later. for now he's just poofing down to a shadow on the ground, though, holding a hand over his (insert description of injury here i'm not going to make it gross) eye. good luck with your boss fights everyone.]
[ Jesus. Okay, yeah, Aikawa's main priority is going to be that they don't both fall off high off this tower and you know, die via broken spine or shattered skull or something, so given the monkey doesn't let go -- he is going to precariously try to make his way down instead, though not to the ground. It's covered in cops down there! ]
Can you -- please let go! [ Getting a good grip on a bar and shoving Monkeymauk Bananaleaf on the head. Like, by the horns, even. How does he not recognise him yet, it's a mystery. He glances away briefly back to where he can hear screaming. He didn't see Rupert's eye get slashed, what the hell is going on over there? ]
You alright?! [ They're not, but you know. He's looking out. ]
[riku does not seem at all amused by this game of cat and mouse? what the heckie. he and his clones dart around, trying to flank him. even though they're tiny they each have the strength of a full sized riku? so, uh, enjoy the tiny punches and kicks that hurt hurt like full sized ones!
rabbit iris dead-eyes crow, gestures at his akumatized form, and just. attempts to impale him with her umbrella. roll a d20 to dodge, crow.
turtle iris yells -]
Shellter!
[- and a green energy shield forms around rupert. he is trapped.
monkey molly does not let go. ping pong on the eiffel tower they go! they land on one of the viewing platforms. some tourists shriek and run away. roll a d20 to escape the grapple.]
Sometimes you don't expect a tiny bunch of mice themed super heroes to attack you. As good as his balance is, there's a difference between simply standing on a ledge and dealing with an assault. Nothing could've prepared him for this.
[ rip in heck bradley, maybe if you hadn’t messed with the tourists you’d still be alive today. crow would be super worried but he’s being stabbed at by bunny iris-who-he-doesn’t-know-is-bunny-iris and i rolled a 10 so i’m really excited what that means for my chances of injury.
either way he swings his blade in retaliation, trying to catch the umbrella and knock it off course, his weight shifting back as he goes. ]
I am really not causing an issue — no tourists being kidnapped here, give me a little credit. [ he doesn’t have a chance to check on rupert either while he’s being assaulted but he can get on that later. ]
[ (becks voice) I want to get grievously injured (me, rolling a 3) m-me first?
Anyway this is apparently happening. Aikawa makes that vaguely pained heugh sound as their grappling leads them to a viewing platform, upon which they probably land in a disgraceful pile. Sorry he was trying to keep an eye out but now he is fully occupied. ]
[bradley's corpse lies at the foot of the eiffel tower. the tourists are terrified and running away, so like. yay? mouse riku and his clones form voltron and return to regular size. he now appears to be looting his corpse. the onlookers don't actually seem all that bothered by this!
unfortunately for crow, a roll of 15 was needed to avoid getting stabbed by the umbrella, so i assume he is choking this out while he has an umbrella impaling him through the stomach.
rabbit iris doesn't answer him because rabbit iris assumes he's just trying to buy time for some kind of sneaky plot.
turtle iris, meanwhile, is helping the social media obsessed guy to safety. the light mask forms over rupert's face again -]
Good job, you made her use her power! She'll be forced to detransform in five minutes and the shield will drop - take her Miraculous then!
[does aikawa enjoy broken bones? i hope he enjoys broken bones, because for your low roll, he breaks two bones of your choice.
also, monkeymauk is. feeling him up? trying to pat him down?? he's looking for something.]
anyway. it's wild that this isn't even the first time he's been impaled somewhere vital, huh? at least this wasn't quite as vital as the last one. and yes, he's making a point of wheezing that out while he gets stabbed, but he does look pissed about it.
he's also got enough first aid know-how to know the first thing about what not to do if you're stabbed. so sorry bnnuy-iris, it hurts like hell to do (physically, and emotionally i guess if he ever realises who's under the mask) but he lifts the saber just enough to crack the pommel between the handle and the blade down onto her arm -- the arm holding the umbrella. he's also going to try and stumble back, hopefully with her loosened grip he'll be taking the umbrella with him. ]
[well, he had a chill and relaxing (?) time inside this shield for about ten seconds, so that was nice. now that everyone is getting stabbed and having their bones broken or corpses looted, though, he's going to poof out of this shield and towards the others. it takes a second to decide who needs the most help here, but it's probably crow, so he's rushing towards the iris with the umbrella. while still bleeding everywhere, probably, it's fine.]
[ Waowch! The Random Bone Generator (also known as Ruth Bones Ginsburg) has decreed that he will be snapping his forearm and his shoulder. Actually it decreed he should break his forearm and lacrimal, which is the tiny-ass piece in your skull by the tear ducts, but I didn't know where to begin describing how that happened, so we're just going with the arm. So, a hard enough slam on the shoulder and a stomp on the forearm it is, hooraaaay.
Not hooray at all, this sucks. He sucks in a breath sharply in pain, a mild panic running through him. This is bad. With his free hand, he's going to attempt to shove Monkeymauk off of him, generosity be damned, this 'superhero' just might be out here to kill him -- so he's going to start kicking and punching for real and proper now, less for the goal of disengaging and having him let go, and more to try and hurt this time. ]
[mouseku proceeds to try and rip the ID card in half and to smash the phone on the ground... he watches it for a few seconds, like he expects something to emerge from it? when nothing does, he reaches for the polaroid.
bradley's corpse (hunger games voice) writhes with maggots.
rest in pieces crow and rest in pieces rabbit iris. she gasps, losing her grip on the umbrella's handle and stumbling back a few steps. her uninjured hand comes to rest defensively over an elegant-looking pocketwatch that's at her waist like it's a belt.]
He's been akumatized, as have you! For everyone's safety, you must be defeated!
Oh? What's this? Are you breaking our deal?
[i hope rupert enjoys hearing one irl voice and one voice in his head. also, i hope he enjoys the feeling of his power and supervillainy strength starting to drain away? that's going to make the pain in his eye even worse, since it was partially dulled by the Villain Strength™!
meanwhile, monkeymauk lets out a shout - ] Uproar! [ - and a rubber ball drops into his hand! he hits aikawa in the face with it. congrats, now aikawa's powers are out of whack.
unfortunately, that means when monkeymauk's foot passes through aikawa's shadow, he feels pain as if he's been kicked! your shadow is now your weak point, aikawa. have fun with that.]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
And now that he can aim well enough, he attempts to steal the mouse powers. It's the cat in him. ]
no subject
[ anyway. crow just gives this bunny-girl the most unimpressed look he can from behind his mask. ]
Question for you -- if this guy is constantly trying to steal, what is it, Miraculous-somethings? Which I'm assuming you have something to do with given what he keeps nagging us to do?
Why are you here, exactly?
[ like. ma'am, you've rocked up to a theft where you're the intended target? are you ok? ]
no subject
no subject
[ So he says, about to climb higher, when something else comes at him. ]
Waugh -- !
[ He is now grappling with a monkey on the Eiffel Tower. You know how shit just... happens? He's gripping the metal bars of the tower with his hands, so if he must, he will start to fend him off with his... weird, hoof-like feet accoutrements. Don't worry about it. ]
O-oi! Who the hell are you, quit it or we might both fall!
no subject
first, he elbows rupert in the face in his confusion.
second, the elegant turtle hero darts forward, undoing a shield that was forming the shell on her back and yeeting it to knock rupert back, because it looks like he's trying to kidnap the poor guy again.
third, that shield strikes rupert in the eye. the edge of it is very sharp. that eye is a lost cause now but i'm not going into detail to spare you eye gore trauma. enjoy your eyepatch later, buddy.
fourth, the mouse hero ... vanishes, narrowly dodging bradley's attempted power swipe! huh? where'd he go?
also, the rabbit girl just fixes crow with the most unamused look ever and gestures at the panicking civilians down below. hello, they can't just leave them there? she then tries to smack him with her umbrella.
meanwhile, the purple monkey says something in an infernal-sounding language and tries to wrestle aikawa. surely this won't go badly at all. roll a d20, lowe.]
no subject
And Bradley's used to working with people. This could actually go so much worse.
He surveys the absolute shitshow that is going down right now and just... takes the shield. This is his now, right? Just a little bloody from the eye and all.]
Better get Bird t' take a look at that later. It ain't an arm.
[He tosses the shield at the turtle man, but he's not aiming for accuracy. Just to get him somewhere he can aim at him and steal. For fun.]
no subject
get out of his way? ]
You ever think of just yelling at them to clear out of the area where all the crap's going down, or nah?
Now I need you to move, one of your asshole friends just took out my buddy's eye. [ he's gonna just straight up try and knock that umbrella out of her hands. ]
no subject
[that's all he has a chance to say before the shield slams into his eye and then he just?? shrieks?? please hold. he's useless and i'm making dinner, he will contribute something later maybe.]
no subject
I have no idea what you're saying! Actually you sound way more evil than I do, are you sure you're a superhero?!
no subject
anyway, bradley takes the shield, and as he's hauling it up he may notice a very tiny mouse hero running toward him? like. on the shield. also, he'll feel something down at his feet. there are two very tiny mouse heroes scaling his legs! huh.
the turtle hero, meanwhile, looks a little surprised at just what her shield did, but then she's rushing in to pull the civilian to safety. sorry, rupert, you're akumatized, her priority is getting the civilian down from this tower. goodbye, she's carrying them away.
the rabbit hero fixes crow with a stare.]
No. That injury will be taken care of when we free you all from Hawkmoth's influence - I cannot and will not stand aside.
[the umbrella is magic, idk what to tell you. she parries the saber.
meanwhile, the monkey hero, who rolled a 20, wraps his legs around aikawa and just clings to him for dear life. he goes bonk, but he also doesn't let go - so his weight will just drag aikawa down when they fall.]
no subject
no subject
He’s still feeling it now— which is really all I care about right now? And, c’mon. I told the guy to take a hike. Do I look like I’m kowtowing to his every word?
[ he is glancing over at rupert because the boy LOST AN EYE and he’s concerned please stab him i am asking so nicely ]
no subject
no subject
Can you -- please let go! [ Getting a good grip on a bar and shoving Monkeymauk Bananaleaf on the head. Like, by the horns, even. How does he not recognise him yet, it's a mystery. He glances away briefly back to where he can hear screaming. He didn't see Rupert's eye get slashed, what the hell is going on over there? ]
You alright?! [ They're not, but you know. He's looking out. ]
no subject
rabbit iris dead-eyes crow, gestures at his akumatized form, and just. attempts to impale him with her umbrella. roll a d20 to dodge, crow.
turtle iris yells -]
Shellter!
[- and a green energy shield forms around rupert. he is trapped.
monkey molly does not let go. ping pong on the eiffel tower they go! they land on one of the viewing platforms. some tourists shriek and run away. roll a d20 to escape the grapple.]
no subject
Sometimes you don't expect a tiny bunch of mice themed super heroes to attack you. As good as his balance is, there's a difference between simply standing on a ledge and dealing with an assault. Nothing could've prepared him for this.
Bradley falls off the tower.
Bradley is dead.
You shouldn't negotiate with terrorists, kids.]
no subject
either way he swings his blade in retaliation, trying to catch the umbrella and knock it off course, his weight shifting back as he goes. ]
I am really not causing an issue — no tourists being kidnapped here, give me a little credit. [ he doesn’t have a chance to check on rupert either while he’s being assaulted but he can get on that later. ]
How do you even…”de-akumatise” someone anyway?
no subject
—Bradley!
no subject
(me, rolling a 3) m-me first?
Anyway this is apparently happening. Aikawa makes that vaguely pained heugh sound as their grappling leads them to a viewing platform, upon which they probably land in a disgraceful pile. Sorry he was trying to keep an eye out but now he is fully occupied. ]
no subject
unfortunately for crow, a roll of 15 was needed to avoid getting stabbed by the umbrella, so i assume he is choking this out while he has an umbrella impaling him through the stomach.
rabbit iris doesn't answer him because rabbit iris assumes he's just trying to buy time for some kind of sneaky plot.
turtle iris, meanwhile, is helping the social media obsessed guy to safety. the light mask forms over rupert's face again -]
Good job, you made her use her power! She'll be forced to detransform in five minutes and the shield will drop - take her Miraculous then!
[does aikawa enjoy broken bones? i hope he enjoys broken bones, because for your low roll, he breaks two bones of your choice.
also, monkeymauk is. feeling him up? trying to pat him down?? he's looking for something.]
no subject
no subject
anyway. it's wild that this isn't even the first time he's been impaled somewhere vital, huh? at least this wasn't quite as vital as the last one. and yes, he's making a point of wheezing that out while he gets stabbed, but he does look pissed about it.
he's also got enough first aid know-how to know the first thing about what not to do if you're stabbed. so sorry bnnuy-iris, it hurts like hell to do (physically, and emotionally i guess if he ever realises who's under the mask) but he lifts the saber just enough to crack the pommel between the handle and the blade down onto her arm -- the arm holding the umbrella. he's also going to try and stumble back, hopefully with her loosened grip he'll be taking the umbrella with him. ]
no subject
Hey! Knock it off, he didn't do anything!
[to hawkmoth:]
Shut up, I'm not listening to you!
no subject
Not hooray at all, this sucks. He sucks in a breath sharply in pain, a mild panic running through him. This is bad. With his free hand, he's going to attempt to shove Monkeymauk off of him, generosity be damned, this 'superhero' just might be out here to kill him -- so he's going to start kicking and punching for real and proper now, less for the goal of disengaging and having him let go, and more to try and hurt this time. ]
no subject
bradley's corpse (hunger games voice) writhes with maggots.
rest in pieces crow and rest in pieces rabbit iris. she gasps, losing her grip on the umbrella's handle and stumbling back a few steps. her uninjured hand comes to rest defensively over an elegant-looking pocketwatch that's at her waist like it's a belt.]
He's been akumatized, as have you! For everyone's safety, you must be defeated!
Oh? What's this? Are you breaking our deal?
[i hope rupert enjoys hearing one irl voice and one voice in his head. also, i hope he enjoys the feeling of his power and supervillainy strength starting to drain away? that's going to make the pain in his eye even worse, since it was partially dulled by the Villain Strength™!
meanwhile, monkeymauk lets out a shout - ] Uproar! [ - and a rubber ball drops into his hand! he hits aikawa in the face with it. congrats, now aikawa's powers are out of whack.
unfortunately, that means when monkeymauk's foot passes through aikawa's shadow, he feels pain as if he's been kicked! your shadow is now your weak point, aikawa. have fun with that.]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)