oh they werent like REAL vampires that's just silly they were just dressed as them and kept trying to bite people? my flatmate was like, oh this is some roleplaying thing that's really in fashion nowadays but looking back on it..... it was probably some kink thing?
so it was me and a few others renting this place, yeah? we figured it would be much cheaper if we had a group and for the most part everyone was fine? friendly. we all did our own dishes and hoovered when it was our turn but this one girl was a little odd and would sometimes wears capes and stand in the corner of the room ominously every now and then she was normal most of the time and it didnt really get in the way so we just let it happen but then one day we decided to have a big roast and invite ppl over and she invited her weird vampire kink friends and it just turned into madness
... i feel like i went on a journey there and i'm still processing it. you just had this one girl hanging out in the corner all day and suddenly she descended with her kink buddies and ruined your dinner.
life is but a series of twists and turns into the strange and utterly bizarre sometimes that means you might wear the same exact outfit as your mum one day and other times it's kinky wannabe vampires
oh that was last year i didnt live on campus then you know that city you can see in the distance if you climb high enough? thats where i normally live but if youre a dorm head u are required to live on campus so here i am
okay, let's do a little role reversal. would you be stoked if whenever you try and to leave the main campus to go anywhere else you kept ending up back here, like someone was messing with you?
i guess its just hard to imagine since this school has been open for YEARS without any incident so its just strange that out of nowhere, ppl who apparently were kidnapped just show up its sort of like... even if there was some mixup somewhere its more likely to fall under some giant accident than something evil like all of you have been implying? the principal is so sweet
that sounds like waaaay too much mess. and effort. can i meet you midway and give you the occasional suspiciously thoughtful glare over our magical chewy ball drinks?
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but also i guess its troublesome to think about since its the past now
and i want to try to make my present a better place to be in
oh like i can say
the last time i made dinner for someone i was also fighting off vampires?
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[ haha, wow. ]
trying to make things better's a lot harder than making them go south in the first place, huh?
[ and like a minute later, after just long enough of a pause that sally might think his messages are done: ]
okay back up a second that last part seems significant. vampires?
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they were just dressed as them and kept trying to bite people?
my flatmate was like, oh this is some roleplaying thing that's really in fashion nowadays
but looking back on it.....
it was probably some kink thing?
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somehow that's even worse.
you know that's somehow even worse, right?
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probably worse, yes
but i'm sure something like that won't happen here possibly
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sally. c'mon. please promise me i'm not gonna get invaded by kinky bloodplay vampire cosplayers.
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well i can't promise that its completely out of the realms of possibility
but i can say that the chances of it happening arent extremely high?
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why were they invading your dinner party anyway? didn't use enough garlic?
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we figured it would be much cheaper if we had a group
and for the most part everyone was fine? friendly. we all did our own dishes and hoovered when it was our turn
but this one girl was a little odd and would sometimes wears capes and stand in the corner of the room ominously every now and then
she was normal most of the time and it didnt really get in the way so we just let it happen
but then one day we decided to have a big roast and invite ppl over and she invited her weird vampire kink friends and it just turned into madness
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i feel like i went on a journey there and i'm still processing it. you just had this one girl hanging out in the corner all day and suddenly she descended with her kink buddies and ruined your dinner.
you can't make this shit up, huh?
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sometimes that means you might wear the same exact outfit as your mum one day
and other times it's kinky wannabe vampires
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one of things is significantly more ridiculous than the other.
i'm gonna need to re-evaluate my life if kinky vampires suddenly invade it.
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think of the conversation starter that can be!
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"remember that vampire kink invasion between the main and dessert courses?"
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yeah....
well i moved out from there soon after that.
it turns out that it's VERY difficult to stick together after something like that happens
very traumatic
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was it after that you ended up back here?
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i didnt live on campus then
you know that city you can see in the distance if you climb high enough? thats where i normally live
but if youre a dorm head u are required to live on campus so here i am
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youre not just getting turned around in the forest, right?
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would you be stoked if whenever you try and to leave the main campus to go anywhere else you kept ending up back here, like someone was messing with you?
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i guess its just hard to imagine since
this school has been open for YEARS without any incident
so its just strange that out of nowhere, ppl who apparently were kidnapped just show up
its sort of like... even if there was some mixup somewhere
its more likely to fall under some giant accident than something evil like all of you have been implying?
the principal is so sweet
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and weirdness of it all.
it did a pretty good job of throwing a lot of people right off balance.
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but youre all like
pointing fingers at us like were going to harvest ur organs later
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can i meet you midway and give you the occasional suspiciously thoughtful glare over our magical chewy ball drinks?
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you can never trust someone else's chewy balls
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