[ AUDIENCE: CROW ARMBRUST ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[chevaliered]

Like rice and wheat?

Like... what the hell do you make with corn? Bread?

[ i'm hysterically funny ]

[dormheads]

cornbread

[she's answering him]

[chevaliered]

no



[ and then like a minute later ]

is that literally a thing?

[dormheads]

it is yes
great with bbq i think

[chevaliered]

... you're really gonna have to explain the cornbeard thing

[ WHY IS IT ALWAYS FOOD WITH THESE TWO? ]

like they just... make bread out of corn and no one went "this is a clear sign corn is a wheat" or "actually maybe let's not make bread out of CORN"?

[dormheads]

its like
you know
i think they like
grind the corn up and then use that to make bread??
so you dont like have a weird cob concoction

[chevaliered]

nah, you just have a weird corn bread situation

[ would caleb put his hands in cornbread y/n ]

first chewy balls
now wheat corn beard that isn’t a vegetable
what next, sally?

[dormheads]

i have an idea
i wonder what would happen if you put the balls in bread?
would that work?

[chevaliered]

are they like… sweet though?
they sounded like they’d be sweet?



do you have sweet cornbread?

[dormheads]

i think so??

i think that i will try to make cornbread
um
next week

[chevaliered]

when it's not weird because you're corn?

[dormheads]

yes
right now it may be considered cannibalism

[chevaliered]

i hope the records clearly show you said it, not me.
also how do you cook in that costume anyway. you're corn. corn doesn't have arms.







wait how are you texting?

[dormheads]

oh my phone's with me inside the costume!
i still have like
actual arms in here u know

[chevaliered]

i just had this image of like
tiny little corn arms

trying to reach around that huge corn costume.

very funny.

[dormheads]

noooooooo

if that was true im pretty sure someone here would try to take a bite

[chevaliered]

... your corn arms would trigger a biting impulse in us?

[dormheads]

crow
there was a non 0 number of ppl who thought i was real corn

[chevaliered]

....
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[ that's it that's the whole text ]

[dormheads]

i know
i know........

theres just all kinds of people

[chevaliered]

when spirit week turns into a true spooky nightmare for the corn based leaders among us…





was it denji?

[dormheads]

yes

and also many more besides him
its been an odd week

[chevaliered]

more people than just denji

incredible

so what happens after ✨ spirit week ✨ is done. are you free of the corn?

[dormheads]

yup!
well i guess unless one of the others just
really bonded with their costume

[chevaliered]

... don't like
bring up the concept of you just wearing that for the next god knows how many weeks


it's too haunting