[ AUDIENCE: TAICHI YAGAMI ]

[dormheads]

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week 0, wednesday

[dormheads]

sure!
how are u?
what can i help you with

[goalsides]

ok i guess
cute panda
do you know anything about the superlatives game that was at the bonfire?
who set that up?

[dormheads]

oh it was just a general school sponsored event
so it wasnt just any single person i guess!
the first week is usually just madness in trying to make new students feel welcomed

[goalsides]

madness is definitely a word i'd use...
i guess it kind of worked
but i was just wondering
so should we expect more stuff like this for the rest of the week?

[dormheads]

most likely!
but itll probably slow down as everyone gears more to just regular school things as everyone adjusts
so appreciate it while it lasts

[goalsides]

[he is not sure he wants to appreciate it, but thanks sally.]

got it
are you busy right now, or can i ask you a couple of not-entirely-school-related questions?

[dormheads]

oh ask away!
im ready

[goalsides]

are you from this dimension or whatever too?
i know you said you transferred here after something happened at your old school
and i know viola's from this place
but i wasn't sure about you or the others

[dormheads]

we're all from here
i actually normally live in that city close by

[the one that can be seen if you're high up.]

i used to just commute to here last year since its close enough that its not too bad
but dorm heads are required to live on campus so here i am

[goalsides]

so you've been able to leave and come back before
without a weird looping problem
how far is that city?
are you guys allowed to leave campus during weekends and stuff?

[dormheads]

never experienced a looping problem!
but i took a train and it was about half an hour
probably a little more if you drove since traffic
theres also neighborhoods and the like around
and we can leave for breaks yes! although im not sure how much i will be doing that since i have to make sure im available for u all
it would be unfortunate if someone explodes something in the dorm and i'm out shopping

[goalsides]

have you walked around campus lately? yamato and i went to check it out over the weekend and we ended up right back where we started for some reason
that's not far though
...you do have people like catra and mabel in your dorm, so yeah, fair concern
does that mean if something drastic happened NOW you'd show up to your dorm and see your residents face to face?

[dormheads]

i've walked around campus yes

i mean
if you guys engineer something drastic happening just for us to show up despite us saying that we're busy
i may ignore it out of spite and let you handle it on your own?
i refuse to fall victim to dorm pranks!

[goalsides]

and you haven't seen it restart as you're walking?
while i can respect ignoring something out of spite
can you blame some of us for getting carried away?

[dormheads]

nope!
i've had to walk into the woods before when a stray frisbee gets tossed into them and that never happened
and yes and no
i understand youre anxious but
you really think we wouldnt have come seen u guys if we could?
most of the time i dont even get to go to bed until its absurdly late and i barely make it on time to class
especially since on top of work we're also usually messaging you guys at the same time
which i dont mind! i love it really, its what helps me get through the day
but its why what youre suggesting is a little cruel of a prank to do

[goalsides]

are there animals in the woods...
...like bears...
being a dorm head sounds pretty stressful
but i've gotta ask. why are you so sure it's a prank?

[dormheads]

no, i mean if u said there is an emergency to get us to go over to u when there isnt one
i am politely calling it a prank

and no there's no bears
theres principal bear but he doesnt live in the woods he lives in his uh
wherever he lives i dont stalk him
there are other animals though, yes

[goalsides]

got it

[you could just call it a dick move, sally, but he understands]

anything we should be concerned about?
and okay so you don't have to stalk the guy, but how long do you think his office is going to be under renovations?

[dormheads]

snakes
there are big cats over at those mountains nearby
cougars or mountain lions or something?? but i heard that sometimes they might get close to here but i havent personally seen it happen so im not sure if thats ppl just making stories up or not
urban legends and the like

as for his office... i am hoping its one of the buildings with higher priority
its a tad inconvenience for it to be unavailable especially when that one professor keeps trying to send students there

[goalsides]

but no monsters or anything that you know of
it's not a weird question, i'm just making sure
inconvenient's a good word for it
you guys don't have a map of what the campus is supposed to look like do you?

[dormheads]

i can dig one up!
but no monsters or anything
just normal bloodthirsty geese

[goalsides]

really? that'd be awesome
i don't know if geese are supposed to be this bloodthirsty though

[dormheads]

its a bit impressive how many ppl managed to get on their bad side in the span of
what? a day?
even the squirrels

[goalsides]

is it possibly just because there's at least one completely feral person in each dorm?
how much do you guys really know about the people in your dorms anyway?

[dormheads]

nothing really besides whats on your id cards
which is why we appreciate it when u guys reach out to us to chat
this way we can find out who is most likely to sleep outside despite constant warnings or not