[ AUDIENCE: BEAUREGARD LIONETT ]

[dormheads]

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[dormheads]

Isn't she so cute?
She'll discover the truth once Spirit Week's over but for now I couldn't help myself with a little friendly teasing.

I'm afraid I can't eat in the company of others...
But we can go somewhere! Which location do you like the most of all of these?
Or we can go behind the Dorm and break things.

[disreguarded]

She's adorable yeah

Oh see you had me at the break things let's do that
Meet you there?

[dormheads]

See you soon!

[and as promised - it'll take a little bit, beau probably gets there first - but viola will waddle her way to the back of winter dorm

she can't help but sound amused]

I'm glad you all seem to enjoy the activity.

[disreguarded]

[beau is out here, re-wrapping her knuckles with the last of the pillowcase that she ripped up. she grins when she looks up.]

Hey, the rest of the crew is stealing my schtick. My whole thing is breaking shit and punching things.

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[she laughs a bit at that]

Is it? If I'd known, I would've brought all of this out as soon as you arrived.

[though she can't help but notice - ]

Did you have a scuffle?

[disreguarded]

Uhhhh.

[sweats]

Not really. I mean, me and Sakyou fought but that was for fun. And extra credit. [nicely walks right around that line of questioning]

[dormheads]

[hmmm]

Oh, I see... Well, as long as no one's giving you trouble then. Is Sakyou rowdier than I thought...?

I don't mind you all tearing up whatever you need in the dorm, but please make sure to wash and clean your injuries regardless.

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You're probably gonna learn to not ask eventually. [she says honestly. look, beau spends like 95% of her time really beat up, she cannot help this]

Uh, I guess sorry for trying to break the door down Thursday night - though I think we might've heard you trying? Was that you, upstairs? We heard glass break.

[dormheads]

[there's a little laugh - ] So long as no one's actively trying to harm you, maybe I'll learn to worry less.

But you needn't worry about the door. It sounds like lockdown happened rather suddenly so I don't blame any distress and - well, that's what I've been told. I think it must've been me...

[her voice sounds a little thoughtful]

The mirror in my room broke at some point over the weekend, so I wonder if it was when I collapsed. Though... [a slight pause, like she's mulling it over] my hands are also a little cut too. I didn't think anything of it until I saw yours...

[disreguarded]

We all sort of uh. Went a bit batshit. [i really hope winter dorm was the only ones that was feral the whole hour]

... You think maybe you accidentally punched the mirror? For a bit I thought you had hit the window and shattered it somehow, but.

[dormheads]

I see... [ . . . ] Should I get more vases and pinatas...? I wouldn't be surprised if you all still had some anger to work through after... well, that.

No, my window is fine... But that could be it. Or when I fell over, the mirror fell with me and some shards cut my hands. I'm afraid everything on Thursday to about... Sunday is rather foggy.

[disreguarded]

I'm gonna tell you right now, nobody in winter dorm is gonna complain about more shit to break. Especially if we get a repeat performance.

[she frowns though.] The bear mentioned you guys were out sick, yeah. Are you doing okay?

[dormheads]

[there's a little laugh]

No, I suppose not. You're all very rowdy - but I do mean that as a compliment.

[she's fond]

Mm... I'm a bit tired. I don't think I'm at 100% yet, but it's also not rare for me to collapse every now and then. So I think with just a little bit more rest, I'll be in top shape.

[disreguarded]

[wait, hold on]

What? Are you saying you just pass out every so often even without the weird school shit? [hello??]

[dormheads]

Eh - I try to not make it that often!

[a little distressed]

But I... Well, it only feels fair to mention that I am prone to overwork now and then...

[disreguarded]

[you guys keep joking about playing self inserts and i'm going to start thinking it's true, dana]

Oh boy. You had better not mention that to anybody in our dorm or they're going to knock on your door every single day to make sure you sleep.

[dormheads]

[i've never collapsed from overwork stop kin assigning me

but the part about the game being created so anna can fuck dimitri is true]

Ah. Well - let's keep it a secret between us then...

[disreguarded]

[STOP]

Now I have blackmail. [this is like 95% a joke] Anyway - can I ask you some voucher questions?

[dormheads]

Very crafty, Beauregard... [though she sounds more amused than anything]

But why of course! And let's not forget what we came here for. We can multi-task.

[she's waddling toward a vase so she can just

use a flipper to knock it off a table for fun. it falls to the ground with a satisfying shatter.]

[disreguarded]

[god she loves this. she absolutely just unleashes her strongest punch on one of the vases? it probably doesn't go very far because she just shatters it with her fist.]

Okay, so - I'm looking to get one of my abilities back. I'm gonna focus on making sure Caleb's safe this week first, and kind of... seeing what's going on here. But.

How much would it be to get back my ability to punch the truth out of people?

[dormheads]

Ohhh!

[there's a muffled noise of clapping from inside the mascot costume]

Will you punch them just like that? Wow. [interesting concept,] It should be about eight Vouchers, with certain restrictions like only being able to use it once per week.

I don't want to give you a hard time, but I do like Vouchers so we can win Dorm Wars, so let me know if you'd like to haggle a little for it. It clearly has its uses, so I'd like to discount it for you.

[disreguarded]

I mean, more gentle than that because I don't want to break their jaw. [she says, amused. a beat.] But yeah. I punch them, sixty seconds they can't lie. I figure you're gonna change it up on me, since I'm kind of at your mercy.

Eight, huh. [she shifts, shaking her hands out.] Hm. Well, first off, can I haggle the restrictions, or is that set in stone?

[dormheads]

Hmm, we have some rules we have to follow as Dorm Heads too so... for now, once a week is what we can offer when it comes to affecting another student's mental state - but we can let you know if that adjusts in the future.

What we can do is that once you punch them, they can give a definitive Yes or No answer to whatever you ask, and then any statement after must be truthful for those sixty seconds. [so they can also stay silent just for the sake of ooc game mechanics] Those will probably be the specifications we'll haggle on, which is the best offer I can give you at the moment.

[disreguarded]

[she nods, thoughtfully.]

Got it, got it. [give her a sec, she's calculating.] So in that case... are you allowed to tell me which Dorm Wars task is yours? How many many points do you get for people doing those?

[this has a purpose she promises]

[dormheads]

[she sighs softly]

No, I'm afraid during the week itself I'm not able to tell you which task is mine. If I do, then it'll invalidate the results.

But each task itself translates to one point. Vouchers also translate to one point each, and finally membership to a Dorm will be calculated at the end but each person will likely count for more than one point.