dormheads | [ AUDIENCE: BEAUREGARD LIONETT ]

[he shakes his head in the costume, but beau cant see it.]

I don't mind. What do you want to know?

[she tilts her head back.]

So like, if another murder happens, we're gonna have to do the whole song and dance again, right? With the... student trial, I guess.

Are you trying to jinx us?

[IF ANOTHER MURDER HAPPENS HELLO why would murders happen back to back that's just crazy]

If it does happen, then... yeah. Those are the policies the school had in place a long time ago.

No. I'm just being careful. I've been at this shit long enough that I know that stuff can and will go wrong.

But - yeah. That's what I heard. That it's some ancient fucking tradition. Were you all fucked up from Thursday to Sunday, too?

Yeah, I was sick. I don't even know if I was awake I felt so bad. Maybe I was. I just remember sleeping a lot.

[the npcs got covid ):]

It's weird that all four of you got crazy sick. [...] Did you try to break out of your dorm on Thursday?

[yeah they did :(]

I think we gave it to each other. Well, one of us did. [:unamused:] What do you mean? The noises everyone was talking about?

Yeah, the noises. Like - we heard breaking glass, and Viola told me her mirror was broken?

[beau looks like katara hello]

Yamato said we made noises at the same time. No one said anything, so all I know is I fell. It's not important. I was just being stupid.

[right that's what i thought]

I mean, all of you falling at the same time doesn't seem stupid? I feel like it is very important.

I meant me. I was trying to walk across the room when I was sick, and I passed out.

Okay, but all of you passed out though, presumably before us. So it's still concerning.

Yeah, but I don't have any answers for that. And I'm not sure what to do about it either.

[huff.

i'm also bending time here because i don't want to do a brand new audience request for this question so beau just kicks her foot and then:]

Hey, what do you guys get if you win? The Dorm Wars thing.

[HAHA mood]

We get to make our dorm their own pocket dimension. One they can meet again in.

[long pause]

I -- you motherfuckers don't believe in magic but you're chill with pocket dimensions? [HELLO?]

[haha]

Yeah, that's science.

[STARES]

[this icon, but staring back]

Yeah, we'll be able to make one. Science.

[said exactly like "magic!"]

[for the second time this week she is tempted to knock a mascot over]

You know that -- never mind. Whatever. Is it just that dorm that can come back? Is that the only way back here?

[tackle him]

It's only for that dorm, yeah. Why would there even be a Dorm Wars if not? I guess you and Molly are lucky, though.

Anyone in the dorm who wins can bring friends from home.

[no she's apparently the only crit role that hasn't pissed luke off yet]

You say, like Fall's going to win. Are you like super into the idea of winning?

We'll win.

[he doesn't sound, like, arrogant? it's a specific kind of teenage boy cocky.]

I'd like to win, yeah. Not for myself. I'd like us to win as a dorm.

[she tilts her head.]

You have some good people in your dorm. People I like, so... it'd be cool, I guess. [...] It's weird to me, though - so you guys... live here, right? The Dorm Heads? You live here in this world or dimension or whatever? But you want to make your own pocket dimension?

Mm. Can we not want to make a pocket dimension for the rest of you just because we live here?

But yeah, we do.

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