[ AUDIENCE: CATRA ]

[dormheads]

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[dormheads]

well you see
sometimes they tell u to do one thing and then it turns out they forgot a whole lot of paperwork you should have gotten when u accepted the job so u have to read through everything but also class is starting soon and
well.
it's a living!
but we also have to run around trying 2 get the answers of all of your weird questions

[supercatty]

[. . . doubt!! that the dorm heads are actually helping them!!]

they're not all THAT weird, when you look at it from our perspective.

[dormheads]

thats true
but when you look at it from our perspective its pretty weird
i actually dont really understand honestly? why is it fine for u all to claim that we are lying and hiding things and that we are clearly doing something sneaky
but when we say this seems like an elaborate prank its not fine?

[supercatty]

forty or so people is a lot of people to recruit into some elaborate prank.

. . . plus, you four have power and authority over us. right?

[dormheads]

uh we're at school
its really not difficult to recruit a bunch of students who want to make some sort of mess of things
senior prank day is a thing for a reason u know

anyway yes, but its not like were important school staff or anything
if we go overboard or do something wrong we can easily get fired and the school will have 2 go through the agonizing process of finding replacements

[supercatty]

[. . .]

[SOMEWHAT. . . RELUCTANTLY. . .???]

i don't know what a school is?? or what senior prank day is?? we didn't have these things back in the horde.

[THERE. SHE SAID IT. BUT ONLY SALLY KNOWS!! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!]

and you might not be in the upper ranks, but you're still one step above us. telling us what to do, and all of that. for a bunch of confused and angry people, you guys are just easy targets.

[no offense. or full offense, this is catra, i guess]

[dormheads]

ah
well senior prank day is usually a thing that graduating high school seniors do.
they gather around and pull a lot of pranks and generally wreak havoc on the school grounds
but also students doing things like that isnt really out there outside of that
like if there's a substitute teacher (when ur teacher is sick and a replacement covers for them) its not that uncommon for students to play jokes on them or things like that

and oh i did expect some rebellious backlash from you all
just not quite like this ?
i was thinking more like stealing my couch and putting it in the river
or ditching class or smoking in the dorm

[supercatty]

[. . . oh!]

oh. kind of like the older soldiers in the horde did with the new recruits. or just to kyle.

[RIP KYLE]

do you want us to steal your couch? i could totally do that.

[she already took the pillows!!]

[dormheads]

whats the horde? it sounds very cultish
oh sorry kyle

do not steal my couch
also u wouldnt be able to break into my room
the locks are great!

[supercatty]

aliens. war-hungry conquering aliens. or something like that.

it's not the locks that stop me. how's the door's sturdiness?

[can she CUT THROUGH IT]

[dormheads]

i see.
well
it's not like illegal aliens is it? this isn't prejudiced?

my door is wonderful and good

[supercatty]

[uh. what??]

no?? they're space aliens.

where is your door, i want to test it

[dormheads]

hm
and you were with these horde space aliens and also kyle who is also possibly a space alien?

why would i tell you this when i know this is what you want to do

[supercatty]

kyle isn't a space alien. he's just a kyle.

and i was with them, but not anymore.

[no elaboration because talking about the Horde will bring out FEELINGS and that'll be hard]

and you'd tell me because you are very confident even i couldn't break it.

oh thank god for that edit

[dormheads]

well
good for kyle then!
and good that you're not with them? possibly

anyway
i'm not going to tell you because then youre all going to keep knocking

MY AC WAS LIKE SLAVE ALIEN???

[supercatty]

. . . yeah. it is good. the horde is pretty bad.

[and now that she has some perspective she has to wonder why, exactly, she stayed with them for so long]

aaaw. you don't trust us??

[dormheads]

well i hope that where you went after is a much better place
and that youre happier

and also no
you're all probably going to fill condoms with shaving cream and toss it around

[supercatty]

[. . .]

it's better. i don't know. i just got there. i still kind of feel like i don't belong.

[but she wants to!! she wants to belong!! so very, very badly]

what are condoms and what is shaving cream????

[dormheads]

well i think belonging somewhere is less about the place and more about the people
if the ones around u love you and care about you and u feel the same about them then thats what matters?
even if the rest of it doesnt really seem like it quite fits just yet

oh well.
first shaving cream is something that makes it easier to shave hair off

[supercatty]

[. . .]

[Sally can't see it, but. . . Catra is smiling a little bit]

for once i don't think someone saying that is entirely stupid, so. good job

and why would people want to shave their hair?

[asks the furry]

[dormheads]

oh
good then. i'm glad

well its common for ladies to shave their legs
and also ppl who grow beards might have HORRIBLE HORRIBLE beards and need to shave them off

[supercatty]

[no more comments on that first topic because it's TOO MANY FEELINGS so. no more!! none more!!]

i can't imagine shaving my legs, i'd just look really stupid. and the only people i knew with beards would probably look really stupid without them??

[this is what happens when your world is full of furries]

[dormheads]

[sally allows it.]

oh well trust me
some ppl just grow like really ugly ones?
its like..... a chipmunk on their face and its just ghastly

[supercatty]

sure. if that's what you say.

wait-- hold on, that's not important. i DID want to talk to you about some important things!

[SHE GOT DISTRACTED]

[dormheads]

i know
i haven't yet told you what a condom is

but besides that, what did you need to discuss?