[ AUDIENCE: MAYA FEY ]

[dormheads]

Comments

[feytality]

oh

is there duct tape around?

[ maya might be getting ideas..... ]

[dormheads]

There is NO duct tape.
EVER.

[feytality]

ha ha! Im just kidding!

[ was she. ]

[dormheads]

well im not
u will never see duct tape ever

so how is your day going maya?

[feytality]

what if it's to duct tape one of your rival teams? all's fair in love and dorm wars right?

it's going okay! im just hiding from the geese. what are you up to ms sally?

[dormheads]

id prefer not because then they will retaliate and we'll have to do it back and it really just gets so messy
property damage is the first casualty in these things

wait no
more important than what im doing
why are so many of you battling the geese?

[feytality]

awww but that's so much more fun

i mean im not! i'm just trying to avoid them! but its like everywhere i go they're there

honking menacingly

waiting to kill me

[dormheads]

did u do something to them?
like go on their territory or step on their little webbed feets or do anything they would have taken as aggression
geese are very well known to be fighty

[feytality]

well

i think it did start by me going on their terrority

BUT i wasnt trying to pick a fight! i didn't know to how to appease them

[dormheads]

just try to avoid them when u can
if u see them maybe dont run right away and just walk away as if youre not the one they are looking for

[feytality]

i don't think that's going to work

but thanks

i'll do my best

[dormheads]

i believe in you!!
show those geese whos boss while also not angering them any more
go maya go

[feytality]

you mean like

psychological warfare??

[dormheads]

something like that!
it really is about the aura u give out i think
even animals can sense it

[feytality]

do you ever have to deal with violent wildlife ms. sally? I could use some guidance!

[dormheads]

i just avoid all wildlife
they will not cross my path because i refuse to cross theirs

[feytality]

you never go outside?

[dormheads]

if i see a goose i dont go near it like the rest of you have been doing??
seriously its not that hard
what are you all doing

[feytality]

i think you're underestimating the geese

and their methods for stalking prey

[dormheads]

no i'm just not their prey

but good luck! i'm sure u can avoid them!!

[feytality]

i believe in the you who believes in me i guess

hey can i ask a question?

[dormheads]

oh everyone's asking questions
so sure, go ahead
hit me

[feytality]

how can I talk to principal bear? Do I need honey?

[dormheads]

maya, i know that a lot of you dont get how schools work
but in general it is fairly difficult for a student to just get to talk to the person running the place
if you think we're busy then his schedule is just OOF
the only reason we're even managing to get through is because he invested a lot into the dorm wars thing so he wants to make sure we're helping it go smoothly

[feytality]

not even with honey?

[ a bribe.... will change everything ]

oh

but viola told me to make use of him while you guys are busy (chad style) and i was sure i heard a bear growl while i was on the tractor...?