[what must it be like, getting long board lessons from a boy in a mascot outfit. terrible.]
Stop that. You have to balance. Hold on.
[there is nothing successful about this. he uses the mascot foot to give her a little push, but has one of the hands and arms up behind her so when she goes forward, physics don't shoot her off the back. she isn't going that fast anyway, and he's walking to keep up.]
Jeez. You have to practice balancing on it first before. If you lean to the right or left, it'll... turn... it.
[oh no the Urge is back?! maybe never left. trying to hold her up by the back so she doesn't fall is worse?!
anyhow, he very suddenly descends on her for some reason. he is still in the costume, and the attack is mostly the shoulder but he's rotund. he clobbers her unintentionally, consumed by the insatiable and primal call of biting a cute girl.
[ and then she's viciously attacked!! maya has no idea what's going on because she can't easily tell he's trying to bite her, so she just get knocked down by the force of puberty ]
[he stumbles back, shocked at himself. what in the hell possessed him to try to take a hunk out of somewhere else, much less a girl? he doesn't get it.
very quickly, he spins around and starts to hurriedly waddle away. GOODBYE! except, he remembers his long board, and must turn around to waddle back to get it.
BUT... looking at maya only reminds him of his embarrassment, so he falters.]
Sorry... Uh--just... keep it. Practice with it... or... something. I gotta go.
[promptly, he turns right back around to flee again. HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK IF SHE WAS OKAY!!!!]
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shut up, he's really good right up until she gets close to him. the Urge. is this puberty? does puberty make you want to bite people?
he hastily parries the Urge by dropping the long board onto the ground gently, making sure it doesn't roll off.]
Uh. Yeah. Get on. Just stand on it. Don't push it yet.
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[ maya doesn't even notice his puberty (???) urges ]
Like this?
[ steps on it!! and pumps an arm into the air, for no reason ]
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Stop that. You have to balance. Hold on.
[there is nothing successful about this. he uses the mascot foot to give her a little push, but has one of the hands and arms up behind her so when she goes forward, physics don't shoot her off the back. she isn't going that fast anyway, and he's walking to keep up.]
Is there a reason you want to learn?
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[ maya is clumsy so she does flail a little, but ultimately, with his help, does not fall off. incredible. ]
It just looked like so much fun when you did it! And I've never done anything like this.
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[oh no the Urge is back?! maybe never left. trying to hold her up by the back so she doesn't fall is worse?!
anyhow, he very suddenly descends on her for some reason. he is still in the costume, and the attack is mostly the shoulder but he's rotund. he clobbers her unintentionally, consumed by the insatiable and primal call of biting a cute girl.
LUCKILY SHE US PROTECTED BY THE MASCOT THANK GOD]
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[ and then she's viciously attacked!! maya has no idea what's going on because she can't easily tell he's trying to bite her, so she just get knocked down by the force of puberty ]
[ can't wait to have to explain this at trial ]
W-What the heeeeck!!
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very quickly, he spins around and starts to hurriedly waddle away. GOODBYE! except, he remembers his long board, and must turn around to waddle back to get it.
BUT... looking at maya only reminds him of his embarrassment, so he falters.]
Sorry... Uh--just... keep it. Practice with it... or... something. I gotta go.
[promptly, he turns right back around to flee again. HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK IF SHE WAS OKAY!!!!]
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W-What did I do...?
[ to be viciously attacked like this!! ]
[ also, longboard added to court record! ]