[ I think Dimitri is working off his anger and also has the urge to run in a random direction, but he is bleeding through his wedding dress(?) that he looks awful in and wearing an omega ring so this is really the least of his problems. ]
...Just get on with it.
[ This is so stupid. He solemnly mourns their lost cat. ]
[Mollymauk, who looks really great as a guest in his spring florals for a daytime wedding is still sort of passed out. He has a beautiful ring that says OWO WHAT'S THIS to match Sakyou's dedication to true love that says UWU TRU WUV.
He's like slumped in a chair somewhere, bleeding gently. His wounds are not bad enough to knock him out so you get the sense maybe he's just dramatic. He mumbles something like `Beautiful ceremony.` and reaches over for a tissue from the Easter Bunny.]
[The priest is so glad that y'all are very enthusiastic for this wedding. He turns to Caleb, because he's wearing the alpha ring. I hate you.]
Will you have this man to be your husband, to live together in marriage? Will you love him, comfort him, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?
[He then turns to Dimitri, expecting an answer from him as well. In the background, Streusel meows.]
[Molly slumps to the side further and either sheds a tear because true love is beautiful or it's just blood continuing to drip gently off of his face.]
Will they do it? If they do, please tag this, but if they don't, then after an agonizing minute of waiting... the priest sighs. All right, the ceremony is over and you can party now.
Yaaaaaay, happy ending. Actually, wait—]
DEBT: +1,000,000 G (Wedding expenses)
TOTAL DEBT: 1,779,999 G
[Well. Anyway. Hopefully that's not their problem anymore.
Another portal opens up, but this time, Wiwaldi can be seen through it. When they leave, they'll still be in their wedding outfits, with their normal outfits back in their dorms.
Items-wise, they will have:
- Papers full of edgy band lyrics and love letters to Taichi. - A DVD that can be played on TV, with familiar contents. - Two tamagotchi. One contains the cat Streusel, while the other is dead. - Their rings.
Curse-wise:
- Their pollen effects will continue to come and go up until (IC) halfway through lockdown. - They're going to feel drunk up until the end of Friday, as if they were partying. - As punishment for outstanding debt (before wedding costs kicked in), they will occasionally get the urge to pay off said debt or be paranoid that debt collectors are going to come after them. This will last until the end of Saturday.
Before they flee this place, however, better grab that paper on the floor! Okay, now you can go.]
[Caleb stands there awkwardly for a little bit and then seems to decide that there is no other way to get out of this. So he will lean in and peck Dimitri on the lips with an apologetic grimace.]
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...Just get on with it.
[ This is so stupid. He solemnly mourns their lost cat. ]
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He's like slumped in a chair somewhere, bleeding gently. His wounds are not bad enough to knock him out so you get the sense maybe he's just dramatic. He mumbles something like `Beautiful ceremony.` and reaches over for a tissue from the Easter Bunny.]
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Will you have this man to be your husband, to live together in marriage? Will you love him, comfort him, honor, and keep him in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?
[He then turns to Dimitri, expecting an answer from him as well. In the background, Streusel meows.]
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[It's just a meme wedding. Whatever. It's fine. Let them get back so they can be healed.]
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...I do.
[ Caleb is now queen of Faerghus, wow. ]
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You may now kiss.
[...
Will they do it? If they do, please tag this, but if they don't, then after an agonizing minute of waiting... the priest sighs. All right, the ceremony is over and you can party now.
Yaaaaaay, happy ending. Actually, wait—]
DEBT: +1,000,000 G (Wedding expenses)
TOTAL DEBT: 1,779,999 G
[Well. Anyway. Hopefully that's not their problem anymore.
Another portal opens up, but this time, Wiwaldi can be seen through it. When they leave, they'll still be in their wedding outfits, with their normal outfits back in their dorms.
Items-wise, they will have:
- Papers full of edgy band lyrics and love letters to Taichi.
- A DVD that can be played on TV, with familiar contents.
- Two tamagotchi. One contains the cat Streusel, while the other is dead.
- Their rings.
Curse-wise:
- Their pollen effects will continue to come and go up until (IC) halfway through lockdown.
- They're going to feel drunk up until the end of Friday, as if they were partying.
- As punishment for outstanding debt (before wedding costs kicked in), they will occasionally get the urge to pay off said debt or be paranoid that debt collectors are going to come after them. This will last until the end of Saturday.
Before they flee this place, however, better grab that paper on the floor! Okay, now you can go.]
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Happy meme wedding. ]