FALL COMMON ROOM - WEEK 0

[dormheads]

common room.

The common room of the Fall Dorm has soft, dimmer lighting; plush carpet over wood; and several comfortable chairs and sectionals. A few big windows overlook the dormitory area of campus, but there is also a single, cozy bay window on one side.

A television and bluetooth surround-sound are here for Fall students who are more inclined to be tech savvy. In the cabinets under the entertainment stand are an assortment of board games, but the television does have a generic "free tv" app for shows and music.

Above the enormous center fireplace is a moody painting.

On one of the tables is a welcome basket.

specialty room.

Through a door on the first floor, there is an antigravity room. Stepping just a few feet through the doorway will lift everyone up into the air. The seating and most of the rest of the room remains somehow rightfully in place on the floor and will not move. Students, however, can grab pillows and blankets, cups or bowls, or other small items to bring into the air with them.

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Please use this as an open post for members of Fall Dorm. You may post top-levels whenever you'd like and go wild. A new post will go up at the start of each week.

Comments

[headsplitter]

[ Scolded child vibes. Sulking over his own cupcake that he inhales through his mask hole. ]

I never got it back.

[ Even though he's not headless rn. ]

[lifeless]

[EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT HEADLESS RN???]

Well, the head you have on now seems to work well enough. Since you're alive and all. [Manwol would pat his arm if she were an empathetic creature, instead she holds up her brownie as if to toast Caiman's circumstances] Some people are unlucky enough to be both headless and dead. You must be very fortunate.

[except for that part where someone took his head off with a hammer.]

[headsplitter]

[ Yeah rn!!! ]

I guess so but if my head was gonna grow back, I would've wanted it to be my normal head!

[ IMPLYING...? ]

[lifeless]

[WHY IS IT ONLY MORE QUESTIONS WITH CAIMAN

so he has a different head.........]

Why? What kind of head do you have on right now?

[headsplitter]

[ Hmmrnrghhgn. ]

...A fucked one! A Magic User was messing around and transformed my head! I'm trying to get it back.

[lifeless]

[manwol just outright grinning????]

They must not be all that great at magic to only transform your head. [tho if someone transformed only her head she'd absolutely lose her shit too,]

[headsplitter]

Right?! Whoever did this to me sucks!

[ Aaargh. ] And I haven't found them yet... but when I do, they're gonna get what's coming to them!

[lifeless]

[CAIMAN DOESN'T KNOW WHO MAGICKED HIM??? HELLO???]

What's your plan? You do have a plan, right? It would be embarrassing if you found them only to lose the rest of your body.

[headsplitter]

I'm immune to further magic transformations, so they couldn't if they tried.

And I do have a plan! I'm gonna ask every Sorcerer I meet what the man in my mouth tells them, and then kill them! I'm bound to come across the guy that did this to me eventually!

[ Nobody said it was a good plan. ]

1/2

[lifeless]

[lifeless]

[the way manwol wants to ask if she can see the man and the same time DOESN'T,]








Was there a man in your other mouth?

[i typed that with my own hands]

[headsplitter]

What, like before I got transformed?

No!

...I don't think so!

[lifeless]

[rip previous man in caiman's mouth]

That should be something you'd know for sure. [eh it's fine maybe] But if you aren't dead, then I guess that isn't my business.

[headsplitter]

Well, it's 'cause, uhhh.

I don't have any memories of who I was before I woke up with my current head...

[ Tragic. All he's known is mystery-head. ]

[lifeless]

[wait this is actually sad lowe wtf]

...Maybe you are dead!

[headsplitter]

[ Denied, don't feel sad for him. Though he does slap his hands over his face again. Oh no?! ]

Oh no! Wait, but dead Sorcerers go to Hell, I don't think I'm in Hell?! Unless...?!

[lifeless]

It's possible. I'm not the type of person who'd show up in heaven, after all. I can't speak for the rest of these people though.

[just realized that everyone else in this dorm has softe vibes]

[headsplitter]

[ Are you sure about that... soft vibes... ]

Heaven doesn't even exist! Or if it does, nobody's ever talked about it.

[lifeless]

[caiman and manwol are outliers...................]

Maybe that's because of the crowd you run with. Do you have friends who you think should go to heaven?

[headsplitter]

Iunno, what are the requirements? And where is it?

[lifeless]

Hm. Let's see if I remember...

[holds up her hand and ticks off her fingers]

You can't have killed or purposely tried to kill anyone... Or indirectly killed anyone by accident, but I think it's fine if the person you killed forgives you, or whatever. That and you should do something good and righteous... Like go after criminals or feed orphans? Or you can just not kill people. And I don't know where heaven is, it's just my job to get people to go there.

[headsplitter]

Oh shit! I've done that!

[ OH NOOOOO

But he doesn't seem all that fazed, munching on another cookie. ]

Guess heaven's not for me, then! But I ain't goin' to Hell either, so... well, I dunno where I'd go. I'll figure it out!

[lifeless]

[for some reason this does not surprise Manwol who saw Caiman swing his knife around earlier,]

You can look me up if you ever need help with that. I might even consider giving you a discount, since you have a lot of problems.

[headsplitter]

Huuuh? Like on the internet?

What would I be looking up? Discount to go to heaven???

[lifeless]

It's not just for heaven! Think of it as a consultation. A talk about whether or not heaven is worth going, and where to go from there if it's not. That kind of thing.