[ AUDIENCE: BEAUREGARD LIONETT ]

[dormheads]

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[okay, look, she's trying not to laugh but the face on the panda is REALLY funny]

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[she can't see it but he's scowling.

so tiredly,]

If you want to laugh, you might as well.

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No! Nope. It's not funny.

[she's cool, it's fine]

Why a panda?

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It wasn't my decision.

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Government assigned panda. [where did you learn this slang]

Maybe it's a reflection of your personality.

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[there is like no visible change because of the outfit but

beau might get the sense he's just staring at her.]

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[okay, this time she laughs]

Don't stare at me with your beady panda eyes. [...] Gods, I was gonna talk shop with you but I almost feel bad making you wander out here in that thing.

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[a sigh]

I'd be outside in this either way. It doesn't matter.

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Alright, alright. If I can make it easier on you let me know.

[...] I wanted to know what you felt about what happened over the weekend, actually.

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[he's quiet for a bit.]

... From what I've heard, the entire thing was a messed up farce. Though I assume Viola or someone has told you by now that we don't yet have any influence over it.

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Yeah, that's what I heard. I'm inclined to believe you guys because I'm pretty good at figuring out if people are lying, but. You can probably understand why people are fucking suspicious.

[sniff.] What's your policy on listening in on conversations? Just curious.

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I don't see a reason to waste my effort on it. No offense, but none of you are doing anything so interesting that I'd want divide my attention when I'm busy enough as it is.

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No, that's pretty much my whole thing, I wouldn't want to listen either.

Why do you guys have the ability to do it - actually, is it with the phones? Or can you guys just hear us like a Message spell?

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I don't know what a Message spell is, but I can guess. It works more like that, though as I haven't used it, I can't actually confirm. Viola would probably know more.

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She more likely to spy on conversations?

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Dimitri exists.

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Okay, good point. [...] What kind of stuff do you give discounts on, voucher-wise?

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I won't if I have reason to be wary of why you're asking or what you'll use it for.

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[she huffs.]

I'm not going to go around killing people. In fact, I'd like to do the opposite. Like I want to make sure Caleb has something to protect himself. Molly too. I can also punch the truth out of people, so I feel like that might be a useful skill to have.

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I can discount that, then.

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[she nods.] How much do you think for the truth punching thing? Or an ability or spell for Molly or Caleb? Let's say... Polymorph or one of Molly's blood abilities?

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Six vouchers is the lowest I can go for Mollymauk's ability to turn blood into ice, if that's the ability you mean. He's discussed it with me. Polymorph would likely be the same. That's for one use every twenty-four hours.

[he thinks for a bit, as if trying to recall.]

... Punching the truth out of someone [he says this in a mild what the fuck tone] would be the same price, but since it directly affects another person's mind, you'd be limited to once a week.

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[her lips twitch a bit, mostly at the what the fuck tone.]

Yeah, that'd probably be the one. [she nods at his restrictions. also me checking the edits like HELLO] That's fair enough. What would I be able to do - punch once, make sure they can't lie for sixty seconds? Or would it work another way?

[me making the mods work]

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Something like that. You could get one truth out of them, but there's no guarantee that they'd be forced to say anything else for the remainder of the sixty seconds.

[mods sweating in trying to not have this ability break the game]

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[LAUGHS I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU GUYS thank you]

Yeah. That's usually how it works. [she looks thoughtful.] I'll - thanks, first of all. I'll talk to Molly and Caleb about it, I think.

You guys are pretty far behind also, so I don't mind giving you vouchers. [since it's molly's team she is okay with this]