headsplitter: If I really had the willpower could I lay an egg? ([053])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
No what do I do
headsplitter: Is Anime for losers...? ([058])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
If you fail a class do you not graduate
headsplitter: PHOTO... what kind of rodent is this? ([067])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh okay geez chat you scared the shit out of me got to graduate so I can get back home and my head
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Did no one tell you cat's out of the bag by this point so I may as well tell you I have a lizard head and I'm trying to fix it
headsplitter: Atheist. if be gay no good. why make gay? ([003])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I got my head turned into a lizard by some ass hole and lost my memories so I'm trying to get them back look said if I graduate I could get my head back
headsplitter: Is it hard being a dog? ([002])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-10 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey so I just want to say. When I tag at work all icon images are blocked so I can't see anyone's icons so I didn't have the visual reminder and totally thought Sally was the Spring mod so Caiman just absolutely roped Summer into the baseball umprompted and I'm crying. I'm going with it. ]

Aw it's okay doesn't look like anyone here is going to be the guy responsible and if I graduate I get my head back
headsplitter: If I throw garden weed seeds on a lawn will they grow ? ([060])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ If you try hard enough, we can play THREE-WAY baseball. ]

Yay maybe next time physics bad
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what he means by anything I don't get what's theoretical about a ball hitting a wall
headsplitter: What should I know before using a vape pen? ([070])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah and if it stops it stops but I told dam man this and he yelled at me
headsplitter: Will my kid have green hair? ([076])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-12 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
He did I heard the principal is a bear what does this mean
headsplitter: I cut my avocado too soon! How to salvage? ([047])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-13 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I got to find this bear everyone keeps talking about
headsplitter: Is it hard being a dog? ([002])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-14 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay good to know I guess you're busy with fixing the administration something maybe I'll see everyone next time

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