headsplitter: My child just called me "sus"? ([052])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so nerd you know it's weird all this school stuff is new but also doesn't feel like it
headsplitter: Can dog eat water melon? ([018])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Haha what's this thing and I don't know if I went to school I don't remember it I work eat kill sorcerers sleep something like that
headsplitter: If batman parents are died, Then how was he born? ([017])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just based on what Dorohedoro's canon is like I'm going to maybe have to ask this...? ]

What's a penguin yeah if a nasty magic user shows up I also kill them
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Just a fish at that point and because they're sorcerers it's doing hole a favor
headsplitter: How do you spell spageti? How spell? Spagetitty? ([005])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it is because sorcerers are menace to hole they come and experiment with magic on people who can't fight back
headsplitter: how many people would it take to put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? ([080])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-12 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I've been talking to them and I guess they're okay but my knife is in my holster haven't killed anyone here yet unless they try to kill me first anyway
headsplitter: Is it hard being a dog? ([002])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-13 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem

[ He says when he's the one who brought the knife to begin with. ANYWAY TODDLES OFF TO BOTHER MODS FOR NEW WEEK ]