headsplitter: just ate 52 pizza rolls, will i die in my sleep? ([019])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aw this is hard I don't know then can I summon a whole person
Wait summon like ritual stuff
headsplitter: If I throw garden weed seeds on a lawn will they grow ? ([060])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man this stuff's tough I guess I'll think about it a bit more wait I know can I ask for a box of Nikaido's gyoza
headsplitter: I have an anime girl as my lockscreen, am I a weeb? ([073])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah my best friend Nikaido runs a restaurant called the hungry bug and she makes awesome ohba gyoza
headsplitter: What does "she want the d" mean? ([020])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yes where do I give you the voucher
headsplitter: Is it hard being a dog? ([002])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
OK!!!!!! thanks

[ YOU HAVE MADE ONE LIZARD VERY HAPPY. That's so cute I'm crying. I'm glad I got to do the stupid option of using my vouchers on gyoza like I was inevitably going to have to do with this idiot now I have to debate whether he's going to end up using ALL his vouchers on gyoza or if I'll do anything even remotely significant with them.......... toddles over to throw this voucher at Viola ]