GRAVEYARD

[dormheads]

graveyard

students in time out: 10

It's a little hard to wake up when the melody that drifts into your ears is so comforting that it'd be so much simpler to stay asleep. Maybe everything that you remember last - the cold seeping into your fingertips, the pain of injury, or the darkness creeping into your vision - will just be parts of a bad dream.

But it's not.

When you wake up, it's probably a little disorienting - you have to push off a blanket and rise from this nice comfortable mat on the floor. Seems like you were all curled up for nap time. Literally. The room that you're in has furniture meant for small humans, children as some might call them, and everything is soft and plush to the touch with rounded corners. Blocks with the alphabet etched onto them, coloring books and crayons, and even a rocking horse dot the room to really give it that childish charm. If you can think of a child-safe toy, it's probably in one of the baskets that line the shelves of the room!

Around the room they'll find baby monitors that broadcast the antics of the living. Hopefully that doesn't feel creepy.

There is a yard outside through the glass doors, but it currently seems to be locked - and the glass won't break no matter how hard you try. There's a large pink door that feels enormous, ten times as tall as you, on one side of the room, but there's no way through that either. At the very top, you might see a directory sign that says: TO ADMINISTRATION BUILDING.

Huh.

Well... for now, get comfortable. It looks like you might be here a while.

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Comments

[headsplitter]

Haha! Seriously? You got big explodey magic stuff and you can't handle a carrot?

[ He pulls one out of the ground. Baby carrot. And just wiggles it by its wig (leaves) at him. Someone's having fun. ]

[battling]

[I cannot believe he is taunting him the same way Nero does.

Anyway he disappears into the daycare to throw a ball at his face.

Yeah.]

[headsplitter]

[ I'm canon blind so that's hilarious. But he just sits here, aw, Bradley chased away by carrot. At least he now knows if he wants the wizard gone, he can just carry a carrot charm.

...

Until the ball bonks him. It makes that noise, you know that specific rubber poince they make? And flies off.

You HIT Aikawa?? You HIT Aikawa like the target practice??? ]

Ow! Oh! [ It did not hurt.
]

Why would you do that?!

[battling]

These balls don't hurt. Don't try chasin' me away with a fuckin' vegetable!

[headsplitter]

Over a carrot?! You'd betray me like this over a carrot?!

[ He's still holding the thing, waving it even more now. ]

C'mon, why don't you give them a chance?!

[battling]

I thought ya didn't know me!

[ He is not coming closer. ]

[headsplitter]

I don't! [ Fine, Aikawa will get up then, baby carrot still in hand. ]

C'mon, they're not so bad. Crunchy.

[battling]

[He is... starting to move backwards.]

[headsplitter]

Braaadleeey.

Pleaaase.

[battling]

You ain't gettin' me with that!

[headsplitter]

I'm not trying to 'get' you with anything, dude! I'm seriously just extending an offering of peace and maybe you'll like carrots if you give it a try!

Pleeeaseee Bradley pleeeaaaaassseeee --

[battling]

Why are ya whinin' like that!

I know what a carrot tastes like and I ain't eating it!

[headsplitter]

What if I can change your mind? Just one good carrot's all it takes!

[battling]

You didn't even wash that!

[headsplitter]

If we scrub it, will you take a bite?

[battling]

Why're ya so fuckin' set on this! You eat it!

[headsplitter]

Because I want you to feel the joys of healthy eating and exercise? [ Absolute bullshit. ] If I eat one will you eat one? C'mon. It's not like I'm a veggie maniac either, you know!

[battling]

I'll eat a fruit, damn!

[Also aggressively shaking his head. Noooo, no veggie!!!]

[headsplitter]

Okay, thoughts:

I sandwich a vegetable between two fruits. [ If I put the carrot between two slabs of watermelon, it is a sandwich. ]

[battling]

What the fuck is wrong with you.

I ain't gonna eat that either!

[headsplitter]

C'mon! I'm trying to be helpful here so that you don't give off the vibes like you've been shot with a gun just looking at a vegetable! That's a glaring weakness right there!

[battling]

Nobody's ever gonna shoot me with a carrot!

[headsplitter]

Well, I am now! If you piss me off, I will shoot you in the ass with a carrot!

[battling]

With what fucking gun!

[headsplitter]

I'll figure it out! There's a talking bear, there can be multiple weird things!

[ HE'S STILL WAVING THE CARROT. ]