WEEK 5 CYOA - MOLLY, CALEB, DIMITRI, SAKYOU

[dormheads]

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[modissty]

[Even Sakyou as played by Sasuke is still exasperated by their predicament... HE SMACKS THE LAST HORNET THAT STINGS HIM and then watches its sad corpse fall to the ground. Despondently:]

I'm a cold-blooded killer.

[Anyway, as he's about to raise his blade against these feral flowers, oh??? There's some raptor shrieking in the distance??? Are they really going to try outrunning wholeass raptors, help. He's just looking in exhaustion as he contemplates whether he should just feed himself like a Sakyou steak to these dinosaurs to repent for his many crimes.]

[katzepaw]

[The effect you gave me, Jan, was not that C-Rex is horny for all dinosaurs. He's in love with this dinosaur in particular. And he gives a mournful dino cry when his feelings are disregarded this way. If King of Extinction wants him to be a stepfather he can do that but he will never love this new T-Rex the way he loves King of Extinction.

How are you guys doing.]

[repress]

[ Sakyou is suffering an emotional break and Molly is actually helping, bless him. Dimitri would thank him, but right now, he is bleeding from the shoulder and gathering their two adorable cats in his arms and running off with them. He tackles a dinosaur in the process. ]

Heh.

[headmt]

[ 1 and 13 are SUCH UNLUCKY NUMBERS molly gets stuck repeatedly in the ass and probably a good ol' CHOMP on the shoulder and starts hissing in Infernal, which probably isn't helping any of these problems. Now there's just demonic noises happening as well. Trying to swat hornets with his gold sword in one hand and keep filming with the other. ]

Both of you, hurry your asses up! We've got to get to the Gumdrop Forest! This is the worst job I've ever been paid for.

[implying hes done worse jobs he hasn't been paid for. Anyway he's not helping! He's filming! THAT'S HIS JOB.]

[dormheads]

[CALEB, YOUR FRIENDS. The King of Extinction ponders the situation for a bit, before he releases a roar. As much as it goes against his instincts as king to ever let someone walk away, he feels that there are better places for Caleb Rex to be, knowing that he can never answer what's in his heart.

SAKYOU JUST FUCKIN STANDS THERE. A raptor will catch up and try to swipe its claws at his face, but I rolled a 11 so he can potentially dodge. Unless he won't.

Dimitri got a 6, so as he tackles the dinosaur, he'll be getting a few claw swipes at his torso in the process. Another dinosaur comes to defend its comrade and tackles Dimitri... but I rolled a 20 this time, so it unwittingly leaps over him.

The dinosaur that missed Dimitri will instead, accidentally slam into Molly. On the bright side, it killed the hornets around him in the process?

More raptors approach.]

[modissty]

[DON'T CAPS IT wouldn't that be funny if he really did just let himself get mauled by raptors. i will be a tiny bit merciful, though, so he can get distracted by Molly's declaration that they need to go to the gumdrop forest and look that direction just in time to avoid a full-on raptor claw assault to the face. It still gets his ear pretty bad though and he probably loses some lovely strands of princess hair.

On the plus side, that's enough to get his survival instinct to win out over his cheeseburger sasuke instinct at least for now!! HE'S RUNNING. Running in Molly's direction, though he'll go wrangle Dimitri if it looks like Dimitri needs to be wrangled and/or needs help with the CATS he CARRIED INTO RAPTORS.]

Don't just slam into them—!! Use your weapon—! [Brief moment of lucidity over--] Or let me do it, since I'm already deserving of being struck down by these creatures for the horrible things I've done...!

[katzepaw]

[Caleb wanders away, nibbling at some huts in his sadness, but then he remembers - there are things other than romance that make life worth living. His friends - he hears them in danger!

So Caleb Rex now comes running back to the group and tries to pick up one of the raptors attacking in his jaws, taking a swipe at another raptor with his big tail with a menacing roar.]

[repress]

[ He laughs off his injuries, but his protective instincts still kick in once danger is on all sides. He holds the kitties close to his chest before swirling his lance around with his free arm, slicing at whatever raptors are harassing them in an effort to get some distance. ]

None of you are making any sense whatsoever. [ hehe ] Did we get the footage we needed?

[ Can they go to Gumdrop Forest, now? ]

[headmt]

[Molly will




Pop out of existence into a puff of smoke when the Raptor just about crushes him, and reappear about 30 feet away. You know? He's aiming for C-rex's back. It's high up there and out of the danger of cats and hornets and Dimitri's horrible, horrible laughter. He's trying to inspect the camera at the same time that Caleb-rex is swinging around raptors though, so there's some real shakey cam going on here. Maybe he's managed to get a shot of the King of Exinction in blurry, blurry motion. At least his dramatic roar is definitely captured.]

It's flashing something at me? It's like a ... box. And there's a nipple on the end. And it's red?

[low battery ... ]

[dormheads]

[You all sure are saying and doing things.

A raptor tries to bite at C-Rex's tail. Otherwise, between everyone's combined efforts, most of the raptors are disposed of or choose to flee than face the greater predator, a heartbroken C-Rex.

Finally, they're left in peace! No, their effects haven't worn off yet. But what now, since they still have no way out of here? Maybe they should go to the village? The village... Caleb was nibbling at...]

[modissty]

[THEY REALLY ARE MAKING NO SENSE AT ALL. He's looking very disgruntled about Molly's nipple comment but chooses to ignore it. Now that the danger is gone he's busy being overwhelmed by his own guilt again, anyway, so it's fine. WATCHING A RAPTOR TRAMPLE OVER THE BODY OF ONE OF ITS FALLEN COMRADES AS IT FLEES FROM HEARTBROKEN C-REX...]

That should have been me...

[Time to go get kicked out of the village for Caleb's sad gnawing crimes, though! That's gumdrop forest and they must go to it.]

[katzepaw]

[His tail is bitten. It's fine for now but it will be awkward when it translates to an ass bite mark later. Anyway, he will follow his friends to the village, carrying Molly on his back.]

[repress]

You ought to be kinder to yourself, Sakyou.

[ Dimitri runs over to the village as well, because it happens to be the direction he's facing. ]

[headmt]

[Carried! Muttering to himself about the dangers of the Peanut Brittle Billage. The camera just films clouds passing in the sky.]

[dormheads]

[The villagers scream and try to run away when they see C-Rex approaching. This is maybe inconvenient.]

[modissty]

Why should I be kind to myself when I've been so viciously unkind to everyone else I've ever known in my life? I really don't deserve cheese...

[HIS DESPAIR VIBES...

They're ruined a bit as these villagers all try to flee. It's very obviously because C-Rex has accidentally terrorized them in his moment of lost love, but he just points at someone who's trying to scramble over a fence and says, very tragically:]

See? That's also how I would react to seeing myself approach.

[katzepaw]

[Sakyou. . . buddy. . .

Okay, well. He is just going to lie down on the ground and curl up to show he is not a threat?]

[repress]

[ He runs after the villagers as they flee. Non-threateningly, though. ]

[headmt]

[He sort of slides off the back of Caleb Rex, landing on the ground.]

Cheese, perhaps not, but certainly some licorice.

[dormheads]

[THE VILLAGERS FLEE HARDER WHEN THEY SEE THIS BIG HOBO MAN CHASING THEM.







Eventually, though, one courageous little girl will hesitantly approached the curled up C-Rex, her curiosity apparently winning out.]

Whoa...

[modissty]

[Oh C-Rex has a good idea actually? He will also lie on the ground and wait for the earth to reclaim him.]

[katzepaw]

[He will gently nudge the little girl with his big dino snout. It's very cute. But then he will try to nibble on her. Just gently.]

[repress]

[ Dimitri gets turned around and runs back eventually. He finds three of the four party members in various states of disarray on the ground. They're doing great. ]

[headmt]

[Oh, sitting up.]

Excuse me, Queen Frostine, but have you seen a big glowing portal? Or the Candy Castle. Either one. I'm not picky. Oh-- Shite. A pile of gold. About a million and a half if I remember right.

Ha! Wasn't everyone saying these things are supposed to ruin your life? I've never felt better. Suppose the rabbit following me around is a bit creepy. It's the dead eyes.

[dormheads]

[The girl jumps back when C-Rex nibbles. After mustering up her courage again, shes's about to try and give him a pet, when Molly speaks. She then stares at Molly, confused.]

Um... Are you looking for the king? I've heard he usually spends his time in the Tower of Time now, if you're trying to meet with him... All the adults have been whispering stuff about him doing stuff with time and how weird blue stuff has been showing up lately.