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[dormheads]

Comments

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[ Somewhere on campus there is a lizard screaming at the prospect of non-graduation. The phone refuses to put his yell into text. Who knew he could care about his education so much (his head). ]

What's my GPA I don't want to sit through more of that shit what else can I take

[dormheads]

[luke can probably hear the echoing yell on campus it's fine.]

Just do your best. There will probably be other classes next week, too. You can try one of those.

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As long as it's not more freaky cat cult videos

[dormheads]

Yeah, I heard that class was weird.

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Wait you're not taking it

[dormheads]

Nope. I took the art one last year, but that's it.

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Last year how long have you been here dude

[dormheads]

Since elementary school. I go home for summer break.

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What you like live here how much longer

[dormheads]

I stay on campus most of the time, yeah. I have about two more years after this year. Then I get to come right back for college. If I get in.

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You want to come back here

[dormheads]

Yeah. I want to pass the college entrance exam.

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But you've been here so long already you don't want to go anywhere else?

[dormheads]

Sure. That's why I came here. Home felt so small and boring.

I don't want to be stuck here forever, but I do want to pass the entrance exam.

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What would you even do studying that long foot baba said there's something called a PhD is that what you're going for

[dormheads]

[FOOT BABA]

Not quite. Not yet at least. I'll decide what I want to do once I pass the exam.

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[ He's doing his best it's just that his best is an idiot... ]

You're going to more school without knowing what you want to do? Why not take a break or something sounds like way too much school

[dormheads]

You think I should do something besides school?

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[ Luke you okay... I hope you survived the Principal Bear mauling... ]

Don't you want to I mean you've been at school for so long sounds like

[dormheads]

I don't mind. Even if it's tough, I like learning what I can handle.

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If you say so nerd you know it's weird all this school stuff is new but also doesn't feel like it

[dormheads]

[wow]



It's just school. Have you really never been to school? What did you do back home besides work in a hospital?

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Haha what's this thing and I don't know if I went to school I don't remember it I work eat kill sorcerers sleep something like that

[dormheads]

He's a penguin.

Kill sorcerers? What?

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[ Just based on what Dorohedoro's canon is like I'm going to maybe have to ask this...? ]

What's a penguin yeah if a nasty magic user shows up I also kill them