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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-15 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no Luke said everyone got sick are you still sick [ When will he realize they all got mascot'd. ] Something that can help me get my head back would be nice or something to help me remember
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well hope you get better soon I'd be sad to not be able to eat [ As is the true state of Caiman. ] If you want gyoza though I'll bring some

Yeah OK so my head got turned into a lizard I am human and I don't have any of my memories of who I was
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
OK yay
I heard you get wish granted if you graduate so I think I'm gonna wish for my head back
Who gives the prizes for the vouchers can I get like I dunno a name tag or something I used to have before I lost my memories can I only ask for stuff I remember
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aw this is hard I don't know then can I summon a whole person
Wait summon like ritual stuff
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man this stuff's tough I guess I'll think about it a bit more wait I know can I ask for a box of Nikaido's gyoza
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah my best friend Nikaido runs a restaurant called the hungry bug and she makes awesome ohba gyoza
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yes where do I give you the voucher
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-17 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
OK!!!!!! thanks

[ YOU HAVE MADE ONE LIZARD VERY HAPPY. That's so cute I'm crying. I'm glad I got to do the stupid option of using my vouchers on gyoza like I was inevitably going to have to do with this idiot now I have to debate whether he's going to end up using ALL his vouchers on gyoza or if I'll do anything even remotely significant with them.......... toddles over to throw this voucher at Viola ]