[When Sakyou and Dimitri raise their weapons, the Dancing Flowers attack! ... By spraying pollen all over them. Hm, nothing seems to be happening.
... Except for a few things.
Sakyou will be overcome with guilt and shame over what a meanie he is. He has been SO mean, to the point where he doesn't even deserve cheese. He will feel the need to declare this to everyone and remind them often of what a mean and terrible person he is.
Dimitri will occasionally burst into an uncontrollable fit of giggles. Also, he will randomly get a near irresistible urge to just nyoom away in random directions. Like right now, maybe?
Molly will feel kind of like he's high? He will feel very giddy and distracted, as well as have harmless hallucinations about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and finding the way to the mystical Candyland.
C-Rex will... fall in love with the King of Extinction in the distance. He must go and be with him/her/them/mystery gender of this dinosaur until you get up close. Right now. That aside, he also has the urge to nibble on everything he sees but not, like, in a vore way.
These effects will last until... well, mystery.
Also, while everyone is possibly distracted with pollen in their face, a few of the Dancing Flowers will open their mouth and try to bite down on Sakyou and Dimitri's arms or legs with their sharp teeth. Furthermore, from behind the group, there is the sound of buzzing—a swarm of giant hornets approach, apparently attracted by the commotion and ready to sting.]
Well. He has like .2 seconds to be startled by this pollen before they're all TRAPPED IN VARIOUS HELLS and he's just walloped by such strong guilt?? The most stupid thing about being cheeseburger sasuke is that he's like this normally, just not as dramatic or edgy, i hate it here.
Anyway he immediately turns to everyone else--]
I - before we proceed any further, I must apologize for how cruel I've been up to this point, everyone. I don't know how any of you can even tolerate looking at a person as horrible as myself, let alone sharing a room with me for an entire night... I should have slept out in the alley by the garbage, where I belong...
[--As a flower just chomps on his arm because he's distracted professing his Meanie Crimes. DOES ANYONE EVEN NOTICE THE SOUND OF THE HORNETS.]
[C-Rex doesn't. He's bolting towards the King of Extinction, because that's who he's into now, and the thing about polymorph is, it lets you remember who your friends are? And that's a friend now.
[ Dimitri definitely does not notice the hornets. He barely has a chance to react in surprise at the pollen before it hits him and Sakyou starts his self-flagellating speech.
Which... is hilarious, actually? lol emo ]
The garbage—!
[ wheeze. Anyway he has a laughing fit and then runs off into a flower. He could at least zoom towards Caleb, but that would be useful. ]
[The camera is now totally pointed the wrong direction. Neither at the King of Extinction NOR the dancing flowers. It's at somewhere blank, just off to the side of this chaos. Whispering to himself:]
No one is listening to Sakyou except for Dimitri, and even he's not doing that anymore. Sakyou is left angsting as the hornets swarm to try and sting him. I decided that I don't actually want to write about the aftermath of bee stings, so if they succeed, it'll be more like small stab wounds.
Meanwhile, Dimitri runs into a flower. It wraps its leaves around him and starts dancing away with him in what's basically a kidnapping. Also, it'll bite down on his shoulder.
The Easter Bunny, who is not actually here, starts hopping in the same direction that Dimitri is being carried away, at least. Also, the hornets will try to sting Molly as well.
The King of Extinction roars back. Unfortunately, it sounds like he's being rejected. ): ]
Anyway Sakyou will just take some of these stings because he's so mean that he deserves them but also being tiny stabbed a lot still kind of hurts and ALSO, he still NEEDS to let everyone know how terrible he is!! So he's just eventually going to fuckin nyoom from the bees and follow after Dimitri who is being kidnapped by a flower.]
Dimitri-dono—! Ah, should I take care of that flower? If anyone cuts it down, it should be me, the most heartless among us...
[He's spending all this time talking and not actually helping.......]
[That makes sense. Caleb Rex isn't much of a catch, after all. The King of Extinction deserves to be happy, not with someone like him. Still, sad and lovelorn, he will follow him around, quietly pining.]
[ The flower is biting him. Hilarious! So funny. He starts laughing and just punches it in the flower-face as a consequence, like when someone violently squirms away while being tickled.
He doesn't even notice Sakyou's mangst, he's having a great time. ]
[Molly, being used to the experience of being High, actually manages to regain at least some sense of what he's supposed to be doing here. Taking off after Dimitri at least, trying to at least pull him free of the flower's grasp. Sakyou is here, despairing at existence.]
[Hm. The King of Extinction isn't interested, but he calls over a different T-Rex? Said T-Rex is accompanied by smaller dinosaurs that appears to be his children. Is Caleb Rex interested in becoming a step-dad for someone else?
For the record, the two robo cats are also running after the kidnapped Dimitri. Between Dimitri's punching, the cats' attempts at scratching the flower with their metal claws, and Molly trying to pull Dimitri away (while Sakyou does nothing productive), Dimitri will be freed!
At least they've been heading in the direction of Caleb and his new dinosaur pals instead of in a completely opposite direction. Unfortunately, the swarm of hornets are still chasing after them, and they will attempt to sting all three of them. Might want to fend them off, along with the Dancing Flowers that are also trying to bite all of them.
I rolled a 10 and a 14 for Sakyou, so he might get uno more sting but avoid the Dancing Flower; 12 and 16 for Dimitri; ... 1 and 13 for Molly, so. You can decide on your relative sting/bite injuries.
Actually, instead of fending the monsters off, they might want to run, because a pack of raptors is also headed this way. They smell prey.]
[Even Sakyou as played by Sasuke is still exasperated by their predicament... HE SMACKS THE LAST HORNET THAT STINGS HIM and then watches its sad corpse fall to the ground. Despondently:]
I'm a cold-blooded killer.
[Anyway, as he's about to raise his blade against these feral flowers, oh??? There's some raptor shrieking in the distance??? Are they really going to try outrunning wholeass raptors, help. He's just looking in exhaustion as he contemplates whether he should just feed himself like a Sakyou steak to these dinosaurs to repent for his many crimes.]
[The effect you gave me, Jan, was not that C-Rex is horny for all dinosaurs. He's in love with this dinosaur in particular. And he gives a mournful dino cry when his feelings are disregarded this way. If King of Extinction wants him to be a stepfather he can do that but he will never love this new T-Rex the way he loves King of Extinction.
[ Sakyou is suffering an emotional break and Molly is actually helping, bless him. Dimitri would thank him, but right now, he is bleeding from the shoulder and gathering their two adorable cats in his arms and running off with them. He tackles a dinosaur in the process. ]
[ 1 and 13 are SUCH UNLUCKY NUMBERS molly gets stuck repeatedly in the ass and probably a good ol' CHOMP on the shoulder and starts hissing in Infernal, which probably isn't helping any of these problems. Now there's just demonic noises happening as well. Trying to swat hornets with his gold sword in one hand and keep filming with the other. ]
Both of you, hurry your asses up! We've got to get to the Gumdrop Forest! This is the worst job I've ever been paid for.
[implying hes done worse jobs he hasn't been paid for. Anyway he's not helping! He's filming! THAT'S HIS JOB.]
[CALEB, YOUR FRIENDS. The King of Extinction ponders the situation for a bit, before he releases a roar. As much as it goes against his instincts as king to ever let someone walk away, he feels that there are better places for Caleb Rex to be, knowing that he can never answer what's in his heart.
SAKYOU JUST FUCKIN STANDS THERE. A raptor will catch up and try to swipe its claws at his face, but I rolled a 11 so he can potentially dodge. Unless he won't.
Dimitri got a 6, so as he tackles the dinosaur, he'll be getting a few claw swipes at his torso in the process. Another dinosaur comes to defend its comrade and tackles Dimitri... but I rolled a 20 this time, so it unwittingly leaps over him.
The dinosaur that missed Dimitri will instead, accidentally slam into Molly. On the bright side, it killed the hornets around him in the process?
[DON'T CAPS IT wouldn't that be funny if he really did just let himself get mauled by raptors. i will be a tiny bit merciful, though, so he can get distracted by Molly's declaration that they need to go to the gumdrop forest and look that direction just in time to avoid a full-on raptor claw assault to the face. It still gets his ear pretty bad though and he probably loses some lovely strands of princess hair.
On the plus side, that's enough to get his survival instinct to win out over his cheeseburger sasuke instinct at least for now!! HE'S RUNNING. Running in Molly's direction, though he'll go wrangle Dimitri if it looks like Dimitri needs to be wrangled and/or needs help with the CATS he CARRIED INTO RAPTORS.]
Don't just slam into them—!! Use your weapon—! [Brief moment of lucidity over--] Or let me do it, since I'm already deserving of being struck down by these creatures for the horrible things I've done...!
[Caleb wanders away, nibbling at some huts in his sadness, but then he remembers - there are things other than romance that make life worth living. His friends - he hears them in danger!
So Caleb Rex now comes running back to the group and tries to pick up one of the raptors attacking in his jaws, taking a swipe at another raptor with his big tail with a menacing roar.]
[ He laughs off his injuries, but his protective instincts still kick in once danger is on all sides. He holds the kitties close to his chest before swirling his lance around with his free arm, slicing at whatever raptors are harassing them in an effort to get some distance. ]
None of you are making any sense whatsoever. [ hehe ] Did we get the footage we needed?
Pop out of existence into a puff of smoke when the Raptor just about crushes him, and reappear about 30 feet away. You know? He's aiming for C-rex's back. It's high up there and out of the danger of cats and hornets and Dimitri's horrible, horrible laughter. He's trying to inspect the camera at the same time that Caleb-rex is swinging around raptors though, so there's some real shakey cam going on here. Maybe he's managed to get a shot of the King of Exinction in blurry, blurry motion. At least his dramatic roar is definitely captured.]
It's flashing something at me? It's like a ... box. And there's a nipple on the end. And it's red?
A raptor tries to bite at C-Rex's tail. Otherwise, between everyone's combined efforts, most of the raptors are disposed of or choose to flee than face the greater predator, a heartbroken C-Rex.
Finally, they're left in peace! No, their effects haven't worn off yet. But what now, since they still have no way out of here? Maybe they should go to the village? The village... Caleb was nibbling at...]
[THEY REALLY ARE MAKING NO SENSE AT ALL. He's looking very disgruntled about Molly's nipple comment but chooses to ignore it. Now that the danger is gone he's busy being overwhelmed by his own guilt again, anyway, so it's fine. WATCHING A RAPTOR TRAMPLE OVER THE BODY OF ONE OF ITS FALLEN COMRADES AS IT FLEES FROM HEARTBROKEN C-REX...]
That should have been me...
[Time to go get kicked out of the village for Caleb's sad gnawing crimes, though! That's gumdrop forest and they must go to it.]
[His tail is bitten. It's fine for now but it will be awkward when it translates to an ass bite mark later. Anyway, he will follow his friends to the village, carrying Molly on his back.]
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... Except for a few things.
Sakyou will be overcome with guilt and shame over what a meanie he is. He has been SO mean, to the point where he doesn't even deserve cheese. He will feel the need to declare this to everyone and remind them often of what a mean and terrible person he is.
Dimitri will occasionally burst into an uncontrollable fit of giggles. Also, he will randomly get a near irresistible urge to just nyoom away in random directions. Like right now, maybe?
Molly will feel kind of like he's high? He will feel very giddy and distracted, as well as have harmless hallucinations about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and finding the way to the mystical Candyland.
C-Rex will... fall in love with the King of Extinction in the distance. He must go and be with him/her/them/mystery gender of this dinosaur until you get up close. Right now. That aside, he also has the urge to nibble on everything he sees but not, like, in a vore way.
These effects will last until... well, mystery.
Also, while everyone is possibly distracted with pollen in their face, a few of the Dancing Flowers will open their mouth and try to bite down on Sakyou and Dimitri's arms or legs with their sharp teeth. Furthermore, from behind the group, there is the sound of buzzing—a swarm of giant hornets approach, apparently attracted by the commotion and ready to sting.]
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Well. He has like .2 seconds to be startled by this pollen before they're all TRAPPED IN VARIOUS HELLS and he's just walloped by such strong guilt?? The most stupid thing about being cheeseburger sasuke is that he's like this normally, just not as dramatic or edgy, i hate it here.
Anyway he immediately turns to everyone else--]
I - before we proceed any further, I must apologize for how cruel I've been up to this point, everyone. I don't know how any of you can even tolerate looking at a person as horrible as myself, let alone sharing a room with me for an entire night... I should have slept out in the alley by the garbage, where I belong...
[--As a flower just chomps on his arm because he's distracted professing his Meanie Crimes. DOES ANYONE EVEN NOTICE THE SOUND OF THE HORNETS.]
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He runs, giving a dinosaur mating cry.]
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Which... is hilarious, actually? lol emo ]
The garbage—!
[ wheeze. Anyway he has a laughing fit and then runs off into a flower. He could at least zoom towards Caleb, but that would be useful. ]
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Do you guys see this huge rabbit?
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No one is listening to Sakyou except for Dimitri, and even he's not doing that anymore. Sakyou is left angsting as the hornets swarm to try and sting him. I decided that I don't actually want to write about the aftermath of bee stings, so if they succeed, it'll be more like small stab wounds.
Meanwhile, Dimitri runs into a flower. It wraps its leaves around him and starts dancing away with him in what's basically a kidnapping. Also, it'll bite down on his shoulder.
The Easter Bunny, who is not actually here, starts hopping in the same direction that Dimitri is being carried away, at least. Also, the hornets will try to sting Molly as well.
The King of Extinction roars back. Unfortunately, it sounds like he's being rejected. ): ]
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Anyway Sakyou will just take some of these stings because he's so mean that he deserves them but also being tiny stabbed a lot still kind of hurts and ALSO, he still NEEDS to let everyone know how terrible he is!! So he's just eventually going to fuckin nyoom from the bees and follow after Dimitri who is being kidnapped by a flower.]
Dimitri-dono—! Ah, should I take care of that flower? If anyone cuts it down, it should be me, the most heartless among us...
[He's spending all this time talking and not actually helping.......]
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He doesn't even notice Sakyou's mangst, he's having a great time. ]
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Hey! You fat redcoated bastard! Hands off!
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For the record, the two robo cats are also running after the kidnapped Dimitri. Between Dimitri's punching, the cats' attempts at scratching the flower with their metal claws, and Molly trying to pull Dimitri away (while Sakyou does nothing productive), Dimitri will be freed!
At least they've been heading in the direction of Caleb and his new dinosaur pals instead of in a completely opposite direction. Unfortunately, the swarm of hornets are still chasing after them, and they will attempt to sting all three of them. Might want to fend them off, along with the Dancing Flowers that are also trying to bite all of them.
I rolled a 10 and a 14 for Sakyou, so he might get uno more sting but avoid the Dancing Flower; 12 and 16 for Dimitri; ... 1 and 13 for Molly, so. You can decide on your relative sting/bite injuries.
Actually, instead of fending the monsters off, they might want to run, because a pack of raptors is also headed this way. They smell prey.]
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I'm a cold-blooded killer.
[Anyway, as he's about to raise his blade against these feral flowers, oh??? There's some raptor shrieking in the distance??? Are they really going to try outrunning wholeass raptors, help. He's just looking in exhaustion as he contemplates whether he should just feed himself like a Sakyou steak to these dinosaurs to repent for his many crimes.]
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How are you guys doing.]
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Heh.
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Both of you, hurry your asses up! We've got to get to the Gumdrop Forest! This is the worst job I've ever been paid for.
[implying hes done worse jobs he hasn't been paid for. Anyway he's not helping! He's filming! THAT'S HIS JOB.]
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SAKYOU JUST FUCKIN STANDS THERE. A raptor will catch up and try to swipe its claws at his face, but I rolled a 11 so he can potentially dodge. Unless he won't.
Dimitri got a 6, so as he tackles the dinosaur, he'll be getting a few claw swipes at his torso in the process. Another dinosaur comes to defend its comrade and tackles Dimitri... but I rolled a 20 this time, so it unwittingly leaps over him.
The dinosaur that missed Dimitri will instead, accidentally slam into Molly. On the bright side, it killed the hornets around him in the process?
More raptors approach.]
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On the plus side, that's enough to get his survival instinct to win out over his cheeseburger sasuke instinct at least for now!! HE'S RUNNING. Running in Molly's direction, though he'll go wrangle Dimitri if it looks like Dimitri needs to be wrangled and/or needs help with the CATS he CARRIED INTO RAPTORS.]
Don't just slam into them—!! Use your weapon—! [Brief moment of lucidity over--] Or let me do it, since I'm already deserving of being struck down by these creatures for the horrible things I've done...!
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So Caleb Rex now comes running back to the group and tries to pick up one of the raptors attacking in his jaws, taking a swipe at another raptor with his big tail with a menacing roar.]
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None of you are making any sense whatsoever. [ hehe ] Did we get the footage we needed?
[ Can they go to Gumdrop Forest, now? ]
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Pop out of existence into a puff of smoke when the Raptor just about crushes him, and reappear about 30 feet away. You know? He's aiming for C-rex's back. It's high up there and out of the danger of cats and hornets and Dimitri's horrible, horrible laughter. He's trying to inspect the camera at the same time that Caleb-rex is swinging around raptors though, so there's some real shakey cam going on here. Maybe he's managed to get a shot of the King of Exinction in blurry, blurry motion. At least his dramatic roar is definitely captured.]
It's flashing something at me? It's like a ... box. And there's a nipple on the end. And it's red?
[low battery ... ]
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A raptor tries to bite at C-Rex's tail. Otherwise, between everyone's combined efforts, most of the raptors are disposed of or choose to flee than face the greater predator, a heartbroken C-Rex.
Finally, they're left in peace! No, their effects haven't worn off yet. But what now, since they still have no way out of here? Maybe they should go to the village? The village... Caleb was nibbling at...]
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That should have been me...
[Time to go get kicked out of the village for Caleb's sad gnawing crimes, though! That's gumdrop forest and they must go to it.]
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[ Dimitri runs over to the village as well, because it happens to be the direction he's facing. ]
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