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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Speech-to-Text should improve on their voice recognition for Mr. Dan the Man!! ]

The language is so hard though and I've worked at a hospital so I thought I'd get it but I don't how do people study this stuff

[ He is still confusing 'physics' with 'physical' and he didn't understand enough of the one class he poked his head in to understand... ]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No I don't look after people I don't know what I am box just has me doing whatever so I help with whatever he's doing with magic user victims or taking out the trash or cleaning

[ Glorified assistant-janitor combo. ]

I don't know what that means what happens if you fail a class
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Somewhere on campus there is a lizard screaming at the prospect of non-graduation. The phone refuses to put his yell into text. Who knew he could care about his education so much (his head). ]

What's my GPA I don't want to sit through more of that shit what else can I take
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not more freaky cat cult videos
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Wait you're not taking it
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Last year how long have you been here dude
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
What you like live here how much longer
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
You want to come back here
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
But you've been here so long already you don't want to go anywhere else?
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
What would you even do studying that long foot baba said there's something called a PhD is that what you're going for
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-10 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's doing his best it's just that his best is an idiot... ]

You're going to more school without knowing what you want to do? Why not take a break or something sounds like way too much school
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-11 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Luke you okay... I hope you survived the Principal Bear mauling... ]

Don't you want to I mean you've been at school for so long sounds like

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